rocket_limericks me? There once was a thing called a V-2, To pilot which you did not need to- You just pushed a button, And it would leave nuttin' But stiffs and big holes and debris, too. 991110 ... me? Ja, ja ja ja! In Prussia they never eat pussy! There ain't hardly cats enough, There's garbage and that's enough, So waltz me around again, Russky! 991110 ... me? There was a young fellow named Crockett, Who had an affair with a rocket. If you saw them out there You'd be tempted to stare, BUt if you ain't tried it, don't knock it! 991110 ... me? There was a young fellow named Hector, Who has fond of a launcher-erector. But the squishes and pops Of acute pressure drops Wrecked Hector's hydraulic connector 991110 ... me? There once was a fellow named Moorehead, Who had an affair with a warhead. His wife moved away The very next day- She was always kind of a sorehead. 991110 ... me? There was a technician name Urban, Who had an affair with a turbine. "It's much nicer," he said, "Than a woman in bed, And it's sure as hell cheaper than bourbon!" 991110 ... me? There once was a fellow named Slattery Who wa fond of the course-gyro battery. With that 50-vold shock, What was left of his cock Was all slimy and slopy and spattery. 991110 ... me? There was a young fellow named pope, Who plugged into an oscilloscope. The cyclical trace Of their carnal embrace Had a damn nearly infinite slop. 991110 ... me? There was a young fellow name Yuri, Fucked the nozzle right up its venturi. He had woes without cease From his local police And a hell of a time with the jury. 991110 ... me? There was a young fellow name Yuri, Fucked the nozzle right up its venturi. He had woes without cease From his local police And a hell of a time with the jury. 991110 ... me? There was a young man named McGuire, Who was fond of the pitch amplifier. But a number of shorts Left him covered with warts, And set half the bedroom on fire. 991120 ... me? There once was a fellow named Ritter, Who slept with a guidance transmitter It shriveled his cock, Which fell off in his sock, And made him exeedingly bitter. 991120 ... me? There once was a fellow named Schroeder Who buggered the vane sservomotor. He soon grew a prong On the end of his schlong, And hired himself a promoter. 991120 ... me? There was a young man from Decatur, Who slept with a LOX generator. His balls and his prick Froze solid real quick, And his asshole a little bit later. 991120 ... erin the psycho jipsy i was riding a rocket in space and eating some frosted flakes my cereal was spilled my friends were all killed and i got some milk on my face 000128 ... startfires the rocket careened to the ground the crash was a terrible sound my head was on fire i was trapped under wire just ashes left in a mound. 001114 ... startfires i once lit a rocket at work when i was the register clerk the customers were pissed as they looked at their lists and proceeded to buy their beef jerk. 001114 ... startfires and while riding my rocket i saw a girl they called "Bear Claw" it's because she had hands the size of a man's that should be against the law. 001115 ... barnaclebill Using rockets in War, To the soldier is really quite poor. 'Cause whatever it hits Is blasted to Bits And what good is a Bar-B Cued Whore? 001115 ... startfires in my special rocket i had cd player and speakers so rad the windows broken in its happened again no music will make me feel sad 001120 ... startfires i took my rocket to the party it was helping my feel arty but i fell down the stairs and pulled out my hairs and the rocket still made me tardy 001127 ... erin the superpsycho rocket my rocket makes me feel peachy when i take it to the beachy i ride in the waves you all are my slaves 'til i am attacked by a leechy 001204 ... startfires a rocket hit me in the eye it was on the fourth of july it came from a bottle going full throttle it was 'sposed to go up in the sky. 010821 ... art crimes a rocket once flew overseas to kill all those japanese the children ran inside most of them died their mothers at home on their knees 010821 ... bijou my rocket flies 'cross the atlantic to ride it is very romantic with you by my side enjoying the ride laughing at my silly antics 010821 ... bijou if i could build a good rocket i'd have you right in my pocket i'd travel to brooklyn to see what you're cookin and what's pluggin in to your socket 040609 what's it to you? who go blather from