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nanny
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Dear Santa,
I have been a very good girl this year, so for Christmas, I would like.....
1. a minature sheep, one that wont grow so i can keep it as a house pet.
2. a new car, since mine is a piece of crap, (did i mention that I have been VERY good this year?)
3. a computer (or you could always just pay off the one that I already have.)
4. a million dollars (tax-free of course!)
5. I would also like my sanity for Christmas, (if you can find it that is.)
As I said, I've been a very very good girl this year, and I think that I deserve all of these things, plus anything else that you can think of.
And in closing, if you can find me a single, young but legal, trainable, push-over, gullible, cute man, with his own supply of viagara, a good paying job, his own car. One who will never cheat on me, and wont ever leave me, who is also patient and kind, and like children and small animals.. well, you can put a bow on his head, and hide him in my bedroom.
Thanks,
Nanny.
P.S. Merry Christmas!
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cube
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the whole idea of being young is not to need Viagra. will these women never be satisfied?
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Norm
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Dear Santa,
Well here I am writing to you... I'm not sure why, I'm sure your naughty list knows me all to well. But for laughs you get to here what I want. Hmm, ah, hmm well I've got everything I could possibly want... no wait, I could use some more, I could always use more. So this Christmas, if you give me anything, give me MORE.
Thank you,
Norman
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p2
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dear santa
i've been naughty all year
please send me
naughty toys
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dear_santa,
please_get_these_thoughts_out_of_my_head.
thankyou_for_your_time,
you_know_who
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Gland RUS
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Dear Satan,
I've heard your just the rave in today's generation.
I have little to ask for, as I ask for some of this vacant, joyless, mindless ugly bumping. Sex, you know, the 2000 dollar a night kind.
I know you have it within you to not grant me this wish.
Thank you for your constant ignoring.
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Glans RUS
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Oh. and a couple cases of viagra (or the better alternative).
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Well, you know you can have my soul anytime you want it, you just have to bring the contract by.
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see: letters_to_satan
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Death of a Rose
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your obivous grasp of the what i was trying to accomplish simply astounds me. please continue to interpret what i really meant to do because i must have proper focus when i blathe.
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sincerely.
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i hope you don't explode into flames when your sleigh accelerates from zero to six billion miles per second. yours truly.
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celestias shadow
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dear santa,
i've been pretty good this year. except for that one time. oh, and the other time. but hey, nothing happened either time. oh, and that stuff. but everyone does THAT. right? it's not bad. Right?
I'll leave you some cookies that I baked. Have a good trip.
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misstree
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thank you for making the delivery to my parents early so i could open your presents with them before they went to florida. i was pleased as punch by all of it, once again you've chosen better trinkets than even i could have. and thank you for letting me squeeze onto the "nice" list once again. i hope all the other kiddeos appreciate you as much as i do.
until next year,
love,
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what's it to you?
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