dear_santa
Barrett I want a:
Tonka dumptruck
4 Cases of beer (imported)
20lbs. of gummi bears
rocket ship
Van Halen to play at my birthday party

P.S.
fuck the milk and cookies, we got beer, pizza and the Playboy channel

Love, Barrett
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santy claws ho ho ho baby. this is santy claws. i gotta tellya i been thankin' real darn hard 'bout it. i cain't figger out why in THE HELL we cain't have hookers at this fuckin' party. i'm brangin' two, but you gotta pitch in. 001103
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Rhin Dear Santa,

I want you to find my soulmate, and leave him wrapped in my arms, on Christmas Eve.

Love, Rhiannon

P.S. What would I owe you, for such an amazing gift?
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St. Nicholas Ho Ho Ho!
Well Rhiannon, it may be a chore, but I think I can do this. As far as you oweing me, let's start with a 6-pack of imported beer and a few other things we can discuss upon delivery of the beer. *wink, wink*
*nudge, nudge*
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