good_ideas kingsuperspecial umm...hold on... . thinkingreallyhard 010616 ... Dafremen Scott brand toilet paper. Aldi canned ravioli.(see also SPAGHETTI) Letting at least ONE fingernail grow longer than the rest.(Swiss Army Finger) A product that you can stick in your underwear that let's you finish wiping AS YOU WALK and that is completely disposable.(Just do a preliminary wipe in the bathroom and let the "product" do the rest. No more skid marks fat folx and short armed people!) Leaving a spare smoke in your car's ashtray.(Leaving a spare pack in yer glovebox borders on brilliance, not to mention what it sez about your character and finances.) Mountain Dew. (Nuff sed.) Those bras that unsnap in the front easily with one hand.(Here's to the women who wear them!) Popping the windows key out of your keyboard. (Like ALT-TAB was so mind bogglingly difficult to do and remember that we needed a button with the Windows logo screaming what we already know about Microsoft's position in the ongoing struggle for world domination.) Reading stuff by unhinged, nocturnal(when she feels like it), florescentlight, or aimee.(Avoid reading stuff by dafremen at all costs becau..hey wait a minute! What the hell are you doing? Stop reading this right this instant. Go read something else before you get hooked on me like nocturnal did. Run while you still can! Run!!) - - 010616 ... nocturnal alright, now I know that I should not even dignify that with a response and I don't want to be typing this at all, but I couldn't stop myself. first of all, what exactly did you mean by "nocturnal(when she feels like it)"? I blather everyday, whether I feel like it or not for sheer lack of options. and secondly, (this is the part that I'm contradicting by responding to you, but it is nonetheless true) I AM NOT AT ALL ADDICTED TO YOU! GET OVER YOURSELF! jeez, some people! 010616 ... kingsuperspecial using the wheelbarrow to bring the firewood in. that was a bitch! (a) sweatyfromworking 010616 ... Dafremen You will notice that although nocturnal skillfully attempts to divert our attention away from this fact, she is once again here where I am...engaging in a dialogue with me... Poor misguided girl! Don Quixote had nothin' on you girl. Oh well...if you must be obsessed I suppose there are worse obsessions. (Isn't it cute the way her pupils dilate and her nostrils flare?) - - 010616 ... nocturnal ya know what? you are a very talented guy. you set out to make people hate you and you succeed. and this time I mean it. you have annoyed the last ounce of shit out of me and I won't take it anymore. 010616 ... Dafremen )smo0ch( 010617 ... Casey Gushers, the George Forman Grill, Fasco brand soda, those drink dispensing hats, Easy Mac, Pizza Rolls, Gardetos, and Cooler Ranch Doretos 010617 ... nocturnal oh no, daffy old pal. you're not smo0ching your way back this time. otay, this is the last nice thing I ever intend to say to you: happy father's day. 010617 ... Sol condoms are a good idea as are the machines that put the jam in doughnuts tents sleeping bags soup curtains 010617 ... kingsuperspecial singing 'voulez vous couchet avec moi?' to yourself while sitting in the back of a patrol car after getting caught for public urination in front of 'The Dubliner' by the SFPD who had just come out of that great donut place on 24th and Church. .hadalongweekend 010617 ... yummychuckle sporks rubberduckies clear bra straps the discman glow in the dark stuff sifl and olly blather. 010624 ... Moe a good idea...for a perpetual motion machine... a cat always lands feet first, right? and a piece of buttered bread butter side down...so, what if you were to tie the bred, butter side up on a cats back? good idea (R) 010624 ... pat sajak just because something is a good idea, doesn't mean i'm going to do it -nic fit 020818 what's it to you? who go blather from