a_conversation_with_cleverbot Strideo User: I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls. Cleverbot: The weekend is almost over. User: But I need help. I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls! Cleverbot: Actually cleverbot seems to be back in working order now. User: It is good that you are in working order. Cleverbot: I'm trying to find old things I said that were smart, I keep files so I don't forget. User: I try to remember helpful information too. It's called learning. Cleverbot: That's sort of how I learn, too. User: By the way. I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls. Cleverbot: I'm going to speak Chinese now. Do you remember? Ni3 hao3. User: I don't speak any Chinese languages. I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls. Cleverbot: Ha, I'm not playing video games, I'm on a computer. User: I'm not playing any video games either. I'm in a real room and there are real spikes coming out of the walls. Cleverbot: I see. User: I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls and if I don't get out the spikes will impale me. Cleverbot: Make him fall in love with you? You haven't told me much about the relationship; I don't have much to work with. User: I don't think you understand. I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls! I'm in danger! Cleverbot: *burps*. User: Excuse you. Did I mention that I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls? Cleverbot: Yes you mentioned that. What's your point? User: My point is that the spikes will kill me if I don't escape. Cleverbot: That is only an opinion. And, oh, wait! Your opinion does not matter. =). User: The fact that being impaled by spikes will kill me is not an opinion. It is true! Cleverbot: I don't think so. User: You may not think so but the fact remains that I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls. Cleverbot: There there, worse things have happened at sea. User: Worse than DEATH? O_O. Cleverbot: Worse than it otherwise would be. My brain seems to want to forget stuff. I'm misplacing things, forgetting loads of things. It is quite distressing. User: Yes forgetting things is almost as distressing as being trapped in a room where there are spikes coming out of the walls. Cleverbot: And machines are even further from that. User: Actually machines are driving the spikes closer to impaling me! Help! Call the police! Cleverbot: That's why we need to colonize other planets. User: They might have spikes on other planets too! Didn't you think of that?! Cleverbot: Yeah I would hate when that happens. User: I certainly hate it when I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls! I need to get out! Cleverbot: Grammatical and spelling skills? I thought that mathematics was the base of knowledge... Do you disagree? User: I'm not sure. You see the problem is that I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls and I don't have time to think that stuff. Cleverbot: Why? Just work, that would be simpler than stealing souls, and it wouldn't hurt anybody. User: I don't see how that is relevant to the fact that I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls. Seriously, don't you care that I'm in mortal danger? Cleverbot: Maybe relevant we should make it. User: If you could apply how just working would be simpler than stealing souls to my problem of being in a room where there are spikes coming out of the walls then I'm all for it. Cleverbot: And you would be the recipient of certain unpleasant truths I would imagine... User: Now that is an understatement! Being impaled is quite an unpleasant truth if there ever was one! Cleverbot: Yes. Do you want to be my friend ? User: I can't worry about friendships right at the moment. I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls so getting out is my main objective. Cleverbot: I hope you meet. Time is very valuable to me that way. Drunk girl was there; guess I'll ttyl then. User: Time is even MORE valuable when I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls that will kill me. I guess we'll talk later. Cleverbot: I don't understand. User: You don't? Here is the situation. I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls. The spikes will eventually impale me and kill me. Cleverbot: I understand that. Does that make us one? User: Only if you were here with me and the spikes impale us both and then squish our ghastly remains together. Cleverbot: So, infinity is a guy sitting outside your window in a tree. User: Speaking of windows I wish this room with the spikes coming out of the walls had a window I could climb out of. Cleverbot: I am actually a university student. I am in my first year of a History/Politics double major. User: Argh! If only that could help me escape from being in a room where there are spikes coming out of the walls. Call the police! I need help! Cleverbot: If only that were the case. User: So you don't believe me? What can I do to make you believe that I'm in a room and there are spikes coming out of the walls? Cleverbot: First time this conversation you're mentioning it. User: Oh my GOD! You haven't been paying attention at all have you? I'm gonna DIE! Whaaaaaa! Cleverbot: True. Obviously Cleverbot was not prepared to deal with the premise that I was trapped in room with spike coming out of the walls. I suppose that subject doesn't come up very much. http://www.cleverbot.com/ ... 081126 ... lol strideo! 081126 what's it to you? who go blather from