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Shar Dear Doctor J,

You are a liar, a cheat, and a thief. Just because you take the nickname of a loveable basketball player doesn't make you endearing in the least. You prey on the uninformed. I really appreciated the way you blamed things on "the girl" whenever patients were angry. Then you wondered why people working for you came and went like it was a revolving door. Your cologne smells like ass and the candy you gave out sucked. And no, I will NOT work for you again.

Thanks for showing me how not to run an optometry office.

Your ex-employee / whipping girl,
Shar
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WoNDERGIRL Dr. Dre is dead and he's locked in my basement 000521
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grendel Who 000711
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erin the psycho jipsy the doctor told me to lie on the table. then he put his cigarette out and asked if i thought i could swallow it. i asked swallow what. 001005
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ClairE tools

witchcraft

shaman

babies

blood
tools

much more
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god = sturgeon 020620
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Kate You sent me a very clean copy of Dr. Zhivago wrapped in a brown paper grocery bag packaging, and wrote our addresses in your handwriting. You wrote a beautifully articulate letter with a PS that perhaps we could go see a concert or a movie at the Cedar Lee. You love this book, and writing letters because they feel so nineteenth century romance novel. You are a nineteenth century romance novel that I would like to read over and over again. 020712
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crimson I don't like my doctor.
They are supposed to pretend that they care about you and your health (rather than your checkbook's health). Mine is horrible at pretending.
When I was a little girl the doctor would try to impress her religious beliefs upon me.
She looks at me condescendingly and pretty generally makes me angry.
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x twisted x i am freakin scared of doctors. theres something about people who touch and prod people for a living that i just dont like. but yea...i am an avid fan of dr. quinn, medicine woman...she was a doctor..kinda. 040114
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minnesota_chris something tells me this is not daxle 040114
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celestias shadow this here is my attorney, dr_gonzo 040117
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hetaira fly to me tonight. we'll drink absinthe. i'll pretend i'm someone else. you'll tell your big fish stories. i'll listen, wide eyes becoming wild eyes beneath a pisces full moon. the conversation will carry us into morning, bring the seduction to fruition. 040828
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Syrope i'm still uncomfortable about it. on the other side of a new leaf, even things you've done before can be traumatizing. 040829
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emmi oscar is a mexican doctor
oscar broke emilie's heart

i worry about emilie
she won't go the doctor
she hasn't had her period
in 6 months
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uow i shouldn't be afraid 040911
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monee "hello doctor, can you make me better?" 041217
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kymied One day I'll be Dr. Dragon. 050919
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god are you with me, dr. wu? 050920
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nom i have to go to the doctor so i can go buy some pot 070123
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