limerick jethro hull the balls are treasure his course of pleasure he slaps that ass with so much class at any length or measure 020817 ... Rhin Jethro Hull...hmmmmmmm, reminds me of that Tull guy. how Tull is he anyway? that's the Tull & short of it. look at that Tull drink of water standing over there. if you weren't so Tull, i'd be Tuller than you. he's as Tull as the Empire State building. ok, i'm finished. maybe. why did i come here? :::thinking::: i haven't a clue. 020917 ... Rhin oh yeah! www.ghostrun.com ;) 020917 ... admirer_of Once the fat girl got to gigglin' No one round to stop her jigglin'. She broke a big sweat, Lost her wind you can bet She died on the spot while still wrigglin'   GibbyPhD 030411 ... niska now what do we have here? an a'hole and his beer? i run this land you understand i'll make myself clear -MCA 030411 ... IKC 56-80 that wasn't a limerick, you. 5 lines Lines 1,2 and 5 rhyme with each other and line4 rhymes with line 3 8 to 10 syllables in lines one, two and five 5 or 6 syllables in lines three and four (I'm taking an AP course in literature and my study group is doing a side project on poetry styles, i got limericks and now i'm stuck for something good and suitable for class because all of the ones i've found or come up with myself so far are really nasty) there are some clean and some dirty, my favorite ones are dirty. Dracula's wives love his dingus But are not into cunnilingus "The fucking is fine, drives us out of our mind But his teeth on our twats often stings us" "My goodness," said Watson in shock, "You've been thrusting three hours, by clock!" "Elementary my dear, While you lubed up your rear I was rubbing cocaine on my cock" 030411 ... SuicidalAngel I'm making this up as I go I have never done this be-fo Although it's fun Now I must run Boy does this limerick blow 030411 ... SuicidalAngel In this blue place we gather. Be sleeping, I would rather. I stay up all night by computer light I am addicted to blather. 030411 ... JdAwG There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long he could suck it, And he said with a grin, As he whiped off his chin, If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it Poetry is more fun when it makes me laugh. 040602 ... mood ring there once was a girl from dc. who learned the whole art of tai chi. But a fly hit her face, her chi was out of place, and she fell down and busted her knee. 040603 ... REAListic optimIST There once was an X from place B, That satisfied predicate P, He or she did thing A, In an adjective way, Resulting in circumstance C. 080209 ... REAListic optimIST There once was a [person] from [place] Whose [body part] was [special case]. When [event] would occur, It would cause [him or her] To violate [law of time/space]. 080209 ... G Tony There once was a man from the isles Who had the most horrible piles Whenever he'd sit For taking a shit His screaming could be heard for miles 090825 ... G Tony The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical The good ones I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical 090825 what's it to you? who go blather from