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funny_as_fuck_blathe
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opie .
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scared_of_chaka
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011203
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whoknows
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i wanna rock chaka
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011204
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HA!
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doritosnlemonade
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020904
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a-ha! ha! ha!
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soap
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020907
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a-hee-hee-hee! a-haaaaaa!
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dont_ask_thyartshallshant
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020916
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opie .
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cool_hand_luke
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020927
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opie . quoting
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this bit:
unhinged i want a british punk boyfriend named luck...it's just a fixation i have at the moment 011210
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unhinged damn....
luke. it was supposed to say luke. i have something weird on my subconcious and i haven't been able to figure out what. 011210
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einstein i saw a movie once 011210
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luck the punk oi! my name is luck! will you be my punk bitch? 011210
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einstein me? i don't think i'm qualified. 011210
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daxle pop_quiz dipshit!
the people who have seen that movie will realize that what I said was a line from that movie, and not a personal statement. 011211
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020927
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kingsuperspecial
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change_one_letter
add_one_letter
boap and related subtopics
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020927
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kingsuperspecial
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thy_and_megan_s_blather_wedding
ask_god
ask_satan
baby_satan's_snack_tips
anybody_fancy_a_nice_cup_of_tea
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020927
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thewholeworldisstartingtobelieveyou
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please_don't_read_this
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020927
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kingsuperspecial
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pope_stops_up_toilet
this is one of my all time faves. Every time I read it I laugh so hard I cry.
I'm sad, I know.
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020927
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ha. ha. ha. ha. ha!
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__________________
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021004
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haaaaaaaa
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and_i_think_to_myself
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021006
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hahahahah
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let's_take_a_vote
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021006
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~gez~
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ask_mr_bad_advice
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021006
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moof!
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moof
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021007
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paul westerberg
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to_everyone_angry_with_me
hahahahahahaha! hahahahahaha!
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021007
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smlaughile
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florp
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021008
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on the cob
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corn
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021012
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jane
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keep them coming!
i laughed so fuckin hard going through these, my eyes were watering like crazy!
my 2 favorites so far are scared_of_chaka and someone_give_me_a_grant_to_invent
good times
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021012
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jane
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oh yeah
__________________
kicked ass too
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021012
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indrome
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palindrome
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021012
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laughter
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cheers, miss jane.
the scared_of_chaka blathe is a masterpiece indeed.
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021012
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and keeps on raining
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it_rained_like_a_slow_divorce
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021012
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dont do it!
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don't_fucking_call_eddie_vedder_daughter
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021012
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beck
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meeting_of_the_famous
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021012
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?
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did_you_know
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021013
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stork daddy
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don't forget... are_we_ever_original
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021013
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kss
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our the timeless classic
hey_paste
now available in blue vinyl from cheese factory records.
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021014
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kss
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also tell_me_a_joke
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021014
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kss
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try argue_with_god
your results may vary.
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021015
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flooma
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two_thoughts_today
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021016
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blather fucker
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blather_is_fucked_tonight
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021016
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flooma the toaster
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flooma
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021016
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somebody
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candy_corn
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021017
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the cheer-up kid
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poems_I_wrote_when_I_was_bored
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021018
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1
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dont_use_your_normal_name_in_this_blathe
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021019
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muhahahaha
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i_shit_my_pants_with_love
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021019
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kss
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okay, not make you laugh til you pee funny, but still funny in a "blather people are weirdos" sort of way.
blatherbigband
blather_school_picture
blather_argument
blather_perverts_association
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021025
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hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
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bop_bozadee_bozadee_bop_zitty_bop
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021029
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Rhin
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blather perverts association ... whatever possessed me?! i guess horny kicks self-respects ass every time. ::shrugs::
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021029
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pinch. pinch. pinch.
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tweezer
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021030
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asleep
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blatherduel
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021102
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kss
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which of course, means you need to know the blatherduel_rules.
after all, where would we be without rules...
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021102
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p2
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maybe it's my corny sense of humor
but i liked
knock_knock_jokes
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021121
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tin
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wood_is_good
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021125
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really. i mean it:
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underscores
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021125
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gwyllynne
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x2c
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021126
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superfucker
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88888881
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021205
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read and laugh
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melissah
bwahaha!
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030613
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niska
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for_bethanie
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031022
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Freak
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truly_tasteless_jokes
and
dead_baby_jokes
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031023
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ClairE
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variations_on_a_theme_by_someone
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031126
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ClairE
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blather_mixed_tape
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031219
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p2
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you_can_pry_my_dick_out_of_your_cold
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040914
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DannyH
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disappointing_recipes. Bill for aching_sides_cream sent to Andru235
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051030
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oren
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redneck_blather
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051030
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jane
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oh my god baby_satan's_snack tips.
i just re read it & almost fell out of my chair at work
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070327
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oren
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I_have come_back to this_blathe many_times over_the_years.
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090424
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ClairE
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Just laughed so hard I started snorting at work. I'm glad blather exists for these alone.
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090511
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meta
|
meta
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090511
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the cheer-up kid
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someone_give_me_a_grant_to_invent
|
090511
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in a silent way
|
united_perverts_of_blathe
(not for the timid, but side-splitting insanity for those who appreciate all things kinky and twisted)
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130105
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in a silent way
|
gandhi_was
i_need_an_editor_stat
this second one is funny at first, in the "wince when you laugh" kind of way...and then not so funny anymore, and a little depressing instead. but for that one ten second stretch there, it's pretty funny.
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130202
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squishy the dog
|
animal_game
|
130204
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... |
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e_o_i
|
scrabble (incidentally)
|
131009
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|
... |
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love in the time of cauliflower
|
blather_girlfriend
(for that moment when sandra bullock shows up)
|
160813
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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