knock_knock_jokes birdmad Knock KNock: 000611 ... Brad who's there? 000611 ... birdmad iota 000611 ... Brad iota who? 000611 ... birdmad iota lot of money to a lot of people so i disappeard 000611 ... birdmad like i said...inane 000611 ... Brad badoom *Crash!!!* Thank you, thank you... you're beautiful. Don't forget to tip your bartender... we'll be here all week. 000611 ... grendel i tipped the bartender. as soon as he stood back up he was PISSED 000611 ... Brad baddoom dum *chank* 000611 ... The Schleiffen Man A termite walks into a bar and ask a patron "Is the bar tender here?" 000611 ... Brad biddly doom *chongggg* 000611 ... The Schleiffen Man so i get the chinese cymbal? BAH! they sound weirdly pleasant 000611 ... birdmad where are chuck barris and the unknown comic when we really need them 000611 ... Grendel i wonder if knock_knock_jokes are considered a contact sport amongst fist_kittens 000611 ... Brad things that make you go 'hmmm" 000611 ... birdmad Do sock_monkeys believe in knock_knock_jokes? 000611 ... birdmad Hey, Brad. Say "knock Knock" 000611 ... Brad Knock Knock 000611 ... birdmad who's there? 000910 ... Brad Dwayne 000910 ... the schleiffen Man dwayne who? 000910 ... Brad Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwowning. "bucketoffish" 000910 ... once again my favorite knock knock joke ever is from the movie "Catch Me If You Can" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Fuck off!" 030820 ... endless desire "knock knock" "who's there?" "poke" "poke who?" "poke you!" *poke* *poke* *poke* ((a tribute to whit martin cornelius)) (((one of these days, you'll let your guard down))) ((((and bam! victory is mine!)))) 030820 ... p2 "knock knock" "who's there?" "smell mop" 150708 what's it to you? who go blather from