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bloody potato chip i am creeping outside your window. i can see you but you can't see me. i am going to cut your motherfucking head off. i got a long serrated knife in my bookbag......and some coloring books and crayons. i try to stay inside the lines! I TRY! i honestly do, but it's so hard. i'll drink a pepsi if someone will bring it to me. 010108
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baby satan i can give you some carbonated urine. i hope that'll suffice. 010720
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bloody potato chip hey, thanx! 010720
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Sol HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I read it, now what happens? 010722
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bloody potato chip beats me 011215
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cube i did. i beat him into the bloddy little potato chip he is today
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cube bloody^ 011215
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User24 i have read it. 030501
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phil I didn't 030501
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Dafremen What kind of coloring book? 030501
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Nukemall where's my monkey wrench? 031219
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pipedream crayola crayons? the 65 box or the weeny little 20-25 one? can i have wild strawberry and cerulean? 031219
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celestias shadow I'm going to carve my initials into your stomach with a rusty coat hanger. After that, I'll take a potato peeler and skin your fingers, one at a time, leaving only your thumbs covered. I'm going to dip your head in alcohol. Open your eyes, I want them covered, too. Oh, what's this I'm holding above your head? It couldn't be a lit match, now could it? Don't worry, I wouldn't DREAM of dropping it on your fuel-saturated head.

Oh dear. It seems to have slipped. Now, where do you keep the coffee around this place?
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