declaring_war_on_america
argot 1. Dubya.
2. Britney Spears.
3. Christina Aguilera.
4. Mandy Moore.
5. Jessica Simpson.
6. Hoku. (does Hawaii count as the USA?)
7. Nationalistic imperialistic swine.
8. Health care for the rich.
9. Rude capitalist remarks for the poor.
10. Way too many stars to draw on the stupid flag.
11. Weak beer.
12. Weak beer.
13. "Oh, it's so cold out!" Bullshit.
14. Weak beer.
15. ASTOUNDING LACK OF BEAVERS.
16. Bob Barker.
17. Outspoken instead of opinionated.
18. Limp Bizkit and Insane Clown Posse.
19. I mentioned the beavers, right?
20. Whining self-commiserating Atkins-dieting self-righteous self-pitying Dr. Phil-loving fanatic paranoids.

likes his stereotypes
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Death of a Rose omg, that hurt in a good way. 031021
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sirflaccid Today is the day we need to stand up and declare war on America and its extremist ideas.

This society is way too corrupted with vanity, and hypocracy. We condemn those in the spotlight for doing things less than we do ourselves. It is quite disgusting really.

We have been lead to believe that love (or our fucked up version of it) will see us through. And that we should live on emotion. Well I will tell you something you crazy ass bastard. Whatever the fuck you were on when this genius idea came about has seriously f'ed the whole thing up.

Why do you think the United States accounts for a small part of world population and we use 40% of the world's psychoactive drugs. And don't tell me about availability look at the european market. Damn if we would learn to talk a little more insted of internalizing everything maybe we might get somewhere.

So I say fuck you and fuck your dumb-ass ideas. Wake the fuck up face reality and deal with it.

The funny part about this is, at this very moment I am being a hypocrite.
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Dafremen I'm not going to say a damned thing..not a damned thing.

Ok, one thing:

Too late.
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cheetah I'm sick of all you FUCKING ASSHOLES who think that the US sucks and that ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE are homo republicans. Look under Bush, FUCKS SAKE!!!! DAMN, I LIVE HERE AND I HATE REPUBLICANS!!!! JUST THINK FOR A SECOND. If everyone around the world hates him, would'nt 60% of the residents?!?! Fuck all of you!!!! 040101
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oh america no, fuck george w. bush and our media. they are worse than the pop music of the 80's. 040102
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silentbob did you just say "homo republicans?"
did you seriously just say "Homo republicans?"
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batman yeah, he/she said "homo-republicans," how great is that? its true...just think of all the closeted, tortured republicans there must be out there... we need to help them come to the other side. 040929
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girl_jane A friend of mine told me the other day that he read somewhere that Republicans are more likely than any other political group's members to be into S&M.

Hehehe.

I guess Laura Bush doesn't let Georgie whip her so he has to declare war.

OR

He declared war so Laura could spank him while she tells him what a naughty little oil-money-grubbing war criminal he's been.
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twiz this lack of beavers concerns me... 050216
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CIA Beer_Threat: 2162005

* Be_on_Notice *
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And Worst_is_yet_to_come!!! 050216
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U.S. "It may be only a matter of time before al-Qaida or other groups attempt to use chemical, biological, radiological or nuclear weapons,"

CIA Director Porter Goss
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. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050216/480/dcmc10302161746 050216
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