sex_is_good johnny west -JOHNNY'S SEXY SEX TALK- -(a blather seminar)- --FIRST INSTALMENT-- (Guaranteed to melt the heart, bend the knees and spread the legs of any girly girl or manly man you been wantin' to suckle) As implied above, the following are some suggested conversation-starters for the sexually frustrated. A temporary return to my nonsensical roots, perhaps. And here they come... "Hello. I am in love for you. You make me feel completed. Love me." --Best said between orgasms (especially violent orgasms). A girl wants to feel loved. If you can convince her that you love her, she will be more likely to let you see her naked. This is the first step. "I want a nose. You are a nose. I have you. Therefore, we are lovers." --The perfect marriage proposal. Why get married? So you can perform acts of adultery just to break one of the Ten Things Jesus Doesn't Want You To Do. "I request your opinion as to whether or not there are tits and ass in Italy. I hope to find out before I venture there in May." --Words to entice and seduce a female information service telephone sex kitten. Or, if you like, a male telephone sex kitten. "Have you go to my place? Have you want to go there? We maybe get unclothed! You would like to be doing that, would you not? I am truly being a man when I am getting unclothed! You must see this to know it is not a lie!" --How to get a conversation going on an elevator. Trust me - it works! Now, if you will excuse me, I must put away my fingers to perform some dastardly sexual acts in another building. Until the sun sets upon your clitoral/penile delight once more, farewell. 010615 ... question from FONA why do you go west and not tell me? why do you stalk me? why do you have so many fireworks. how do you have a double tripple orgasm? back 2 front. yes I know not much but no one is good enough. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkky. y can't i have a sexy MAN who is nice funny and never nasty. romance is better, timer..... you are good at time arn't you! wow thats cool ! intuition and I hear you all the time honey!!!! can they hear us? 010615 ... johnny west I'm not sure how to answer, FONA, but I'll give it a shot. I go west because my name leaves me no other choice. I don't know why I didn't tell you...I didn't tell anyone, really. I ain't stalking you, because I don't know who or where you are. Unless I'm stalking you mentally, which is completely unintentional. I don't have any fireworks. No sex toys either, unfortunately. They repossessed all the good stuff. I suppose a double tripple orgasm (back to front) could be achieved through the use of any second-hand firearm, although I wouldn't recommend using a single-shot twenty-twenty. That just doesn't work. Why can't you have a sexy man who's nice, funny and never nasty? I don't know. I guess you just gotta wait...and wait...unless you're aggressive enough to grab what you want by the ass. And that's only if you've found a suitably sexy man. Who's "they"? 010615 what's it to you? who go blather from