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ducky When I went to the theatre last night I got carded, again. The ticket person didn't think I was over the age of 18.

Dammit! I am 19 for the last flipping time!

I just sort of went to the theatre on a whim so I didn't really have any ID on me. But for some cosmic reason, when I put my hand in my coat pocket, I found my birth certificate.

Oh yeah, I was smug.
You better believe it.
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splinken know what you mean, kid.

i am 20.

people still ask for my I.D. when i go to see R-rated movies.

rar.
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Kasa poor poor ducky,

You are lucky to look young. At least when your forty, you won't look sixty.

I went to Earls yesterday and drank three bilini's. And I am only 18. Of course if I was with you there, I am sure they would have asked for some ID. The funny thing was, I was with my younger sister.
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ducky Congratulations, Kasa.

Not only did you manage to spend about 10 dollars on alchohol in an over-priced establishment, but you also managed to drive home intoxicated while endangering innocent lives.

Good for you.

By the way it's spelled "bellinni", not "bilini".
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Matt Ducky and Splinken, where do you live?!? Never have I been carded at the movies, nor have I ever heard of such a thing, of course, I have been something of a potty mouth(for lack of a better phrase) since I could speak. Maybe it's the city I live in, maybe it's having four brothers, but there's never been much an R-rated movie had to offer that would even come close to shocking me. Of course that episode of South Park with the 162 "shit"s just left my jaw on the floor. I guess it was the assumption that Comedy Central just wouldn't do it. 010717
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nocturnal I saw that episode. pretty damn funny. and I was carded at the movies last week. well, not exactly. the girl at the ticket counter asked how old I was. I laughed and told her 19. then she said, "alright, but they might card you at the podium." being young-looking gets old after a while. 010717
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birdmad hey it's better than looking waay older than your actual age

(goddamn the stress!)
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Chew Rude Organ Heh. I'm 23. Never been asked since I was 16. And then one day... the day i DIDN'T have it... 020227
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yummyC there is this girl and she whines a lot and hangs around my friends as if shes our friend but really we cant stand her but we are nice because we are nice people. she always always begs for food. and i eman begs. and whines. i dont MIND giving her some of wehat i have as long as she asks. but when she goes out of ehr way to whine it just pisses me off.
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Arwyn I'm really really sick. Really high fever, really bad headache, really swollen tonsils, and really fuckin' tired... end of story. 020227
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soapy silas pure ivory_stupid ? 021126
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spoken here's one for you did you know
in singapore you have to be 21
to see an r rated movie
but only 18 to drink
and prostitution is legal there
so some 18 year old
can go get plastered
and make an x rated movie
with a hooker
but cannot legally watch a movie
with a few swear words in it
until he's 21
lol
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