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depo_provera
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More economical than the pill,
only have to remember once every 3 months, so less easy to forget,
constant levels of hormones so no PMT (and who said you don't get PMT on the pill! Probably depends on the type and the person taking it)
and once you get used to this crazy convenient new way of contraceptivising,
no more periods!! Hooray!!!
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augh! this stuff messes with your head though...after a few months i was craving strange food combinations and being weepy. i thought it was sposed to make my body think i was pregnant, not my mind and emotions too. *shrug* so now i've been off it about 5 months and still no period. i feel androgynous :( i never ever thought i'd want my period back, and i miss my emotional sanity...
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Syrope,
The symptoms you describe have led me to the conclusion that, as a result of your using this stuff, you are now a Sun sign Cancer. Please pick a new birthday, some time between June 22nd and July 23rd please. After that, feel free to stop regarding your moodiness, weepy spells and food cravings as side effects of your contraceptive.
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does it make you any of these things?
fatter
sleepy
depressed
angry
suicidal
????
i'm considering it.
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what? beer?
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: )
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the pills mess up everything. so here's what i'll do. i'll give you a fool proof method of contraception: if you watch three episodes of mash while holding a cabbag patch doll you won't get pregnant. There is another slightly more involved way. You have to become immune to sperm. If you ingest a thimble full of sperm once every other day for two years, you'll never get pregnant again. I hope i helped.
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also, something that the guys and girls can do together. when i'm with my girl, i find that if we talk first about what we're going to name our children after they're born, and about what schools they're going to go to, that we're both twice as careful as usual. Sometimes we end up not even having sex and just crying on one another's shoulders.
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Stumbled across this and had to contribute... the only worked because it completely k killed my desire for sex and made me feel so awful that I dreamt of stepping in front of semi trucks to feel anything at all... painfully_apathetic. And then on one of the rare occasions I had sex, I became pregnant any way... so I guess it's not reliable at all, or worth the side effects... the pi was the opposite, I felt too much, so mu ch everythi by made we want to cry and destroy and love and laugh all at once... and again, still got pregnant... condoms weren't reliable either, even combined with hormonal birth controls...
New_method... don't have sex with anyone I would not reproduce with.
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Auto_correct_sucks, sorry.
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what's it to you?
who
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