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Dafremen Ok, so I reach into the freezer for my monster 64 ounce mug and prepare to pour myself some Coca-Cola. I noticed a little bit of ice at the bottom of the mug (bout a half inch or so) and assumed it was water from when I last washed the thing. Nope. That was frozen beer. Pacifico to be exact. I found this out as I started sipping my Coke and noticed a distinctly familiar barley and hops aftertaste. "Mmmmm that's not too bad!" I thought to myself. Then I went on a mental ad campaign for the latest soft drink in the endless parade of spin offs out there: Coke and Beer. But what to call it? Coke Nuts? (It's got barley in it.) Pacificoke? Coke N Suds? Damn, now I've gotta go to the store. I've got some Coke, but I'm all out of beer.

P.S. My buddy, a welder and machinist, says that Coca Cola eats through stainless steel. I find this hard to believe. Has anyone actually seen it?
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??????? Never seen Coke eat through steel. That would be impressive. More impressive, though, would be if Coke could eat through the surrreal witlessness of this post. Coke Nuts? PacifiCoke? Lame. 030819
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Strideo Did you mean: surreal?

It would be even more impressive if you could type too.

No really though, there is nothing wrong with some campy Tongue-in-cheek humor!

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Strideo hey! I didn't notice before! wow Daf! this guy is a real fan of yours!

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Dafremen Yea. I noticed that, but you know..this time I get to go at it and it was unprovoked. Some folks are like me, they can't resist a really sto0pid show. Spectacles are just as entertaining as anything else as long as folks don't get hurt. I've always kinda played this guy like he's enjoying it just as much as I am. That makes it that much easier to just go with it, let him do his thing, I do mine and noone has to make anything of it. I never was a very competitive guy, there's plenty of limelight and spectacle for all of us the way I see it. I'll try to keep him going unless it offends anyone in which case he'll hush eventually, and if not...that's on him. : ) 030819
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Dafremen I hadn't thought about it, but after reading what I just typed..it's really sort of a win-win situation all around. (Well except for our poor blather gardeners. What WILL happen to their wildflowers?) 030819
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ferret i win, i win!

or

i won, i won!

or

dillywad?
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Dafremen Both and all of the above 030819
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The Spork Daf, I was gonna mix it up with the "???????" person until I remembered that with you being you, you'd want to handle that particular shit_raker on your own, though I must admit that I did have fun with it last time it reared it's pointy little skull in that particular form.

Hmmmmm, it's just after midnight on a Wednesday and Mrs. Spork has just suggested that if i get upstairs now, she'll give us both a good reason to be late for work in the morning

Goodnight, blatherskites.
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Dafremen Always nice..tell the missus..well, hell don't tell her anything from me and you knwo what to tell her for you...so gnite.

I'll have fun until the run of fun is done.
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splat Tonight of all nights, I have the kind of feeling, that, well, I'd like to be a Mrs. Somebody 030819
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