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Here you can brutally hurt someone for no good reason. For instance, I just hit your mother over the head with a parking meter.
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do it again! do it again!
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burden
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Well, fine, then, nutsack, it's on! I deftly thrust a fork into your brother's left ear.
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oh...is that what happened? I was wondering. I s'pose she'll be fine if I just leave her there.
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oh, dear
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I just beat myself in the face with a ball peen hammer while sucking on kerosene-soaked rags tied with razor wire. Your uncle was throwing small rafts at my lower left shin.
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erin the luftwaffe
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johnny west
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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
I fucked them all sideways in styrofoam shit! Shit! Shit!
::: removes pigskin to reveal pulsating larynx in cooperation with seventeen drugstores, which were suitably neutered at an earlier date :::
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burden
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Kindly remove the bustier from my stepsister's bicuspids. That's just uncalled for.
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johnny west
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I'll see her bicuspids and raise 'em a totem pole! Long live nothing at all! The explosions held too long within whatever! RRRRAAAAAAAARRRR!!!
::: the veins twitch and make funny noises :::
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paste!
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i inserted a pinball machine in your daughter's ass while tickling her with ostrich feathers. gimme five!!!
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Sol
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excuse me while i eject from the aircraft i have in a nose dive straight at your grandfathers semi detached sheltered home. your mother will by now be having a further ten gurkas shoved up her left nostril, all of the armed and frantically scraping with blunted spoons. Your dog is now, after having all his hair extruded out from his body having his flesh shaved off gradually with razors. Your father has been soaked overnight in petrol and is currently being dragged along the ground with flints attached to him, waiting for one of them to spark
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kasmocky
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swooping down in my akf-18 sputtle craft
i buzz u head
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Casey
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Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries!
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black-dyed gel product
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i shoved a grenade up your grandmother's ass!
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Sol
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Oh lord bless this your holy hand grenade, wityh it that I may smite thy enemies into tiny tiny pieces
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Casey
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I always thought it was thou may blow thine enemies to tiny bits. But I can be stupid
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Sol
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yeah you are probably right, i have lost the video and havent sseen it in years, i ned a good fix of old monty
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Sam Peckinpah.
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can we have your liver, then?
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is anyone willing to donate an appedix? i think mine might be broken.
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paste!
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i had an appendix for you, but it's probably all decomposed by now. sorry.
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oh well, tahtnks for the offer i will have to hope, i think mine is fixed again, so no worries
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!
~~~rides an atomic bomb to the ground, blowing up your house~~~
HAHAHAHA--AaaH
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baby satan
boobs make odd noises when you bite them. or is it the owner that makes these noises? i must do some research.
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AAAhahahahAHahahahAHAHAHAH!!!!
~~~takes the repeater's head smashes it through a window and runs "em into a wall~~~
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~~~Stabs an old lady in the head.~~~
"with what?" asks Rex.
"with my dick!" answers Pip, "and blood's gonna coming rushing out your skull, and there's nothing you can do about it. 'Cause I'm a MADMAN!"
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~~~smashes random person in the head with a chair~~~
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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kingsuperspecial
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I always liked the idea of tearing someone's arm off and beating them with it. I suppose this would be the place.
I'd rather that than the "rip your head off and shit down your neck" approach. The arm beating just seems more cathartic. Shitting is too intimate.
justanotherstupidhippy
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shitting is awesome!!!!
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i've always been partial to ye olde baseball bat to the dome. the thud and crunch and squish all at the same time is just delectable.
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what's it to you?
who
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