add_real_inches_to_your_penis
Mahayana but i dont have one



[[[stop emailing me]]]
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Mahayana on the toDays list
even though i started it
i began 2 panic

[spam advertizers made it to blather]
[[[fuck]]]
[[can you imagine]]?
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phil I want to be impedent
just so I can flaunt it in your face
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TK oh man dont -even- go thier
what a horrid horrid thought!
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cheer-up-emo-kid last night there was an infomercial on tv about penis enlargement pills. thats not a good thing to be on tv while youre having sex. 020726
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daxle who watches tv while they have sex anyway? those people must be having some pretty dull sex. 020727
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little wishes have a wank 020727
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burden they should come up with cooler stuff, like, "Add a subwoofer to your penis!" or racing stripes or windows or something. and imagine the added kick of those low-end vibrations! 020729
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IKC 56-80 that thought reminds me of the old rhetorical question / joke

"Which do women want more:

A vibrator that says "i love you" ??

or

A man who comes to the door with flowers and goes BZZZZZZZZZZTTTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZ?"
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Human Behavior Where can I go to get unreal inches added? 020729
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Dafremen I've been trying to figure out how I got on their mailing list. I mean...who told them my LITTLE secret? 031013
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chiefnewo that would be me
the final blow comes not from the strongest, but from he who signs the other up for the most annoying spam

chiefnewo, aka ares
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nocturnal I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE INSISTING MY PENIS IS NOT BIG ENOUGH!
I mean, they don't even know me, why do they email me everyday?
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DannyH You are a girl and therefore your penis is nowhere near big enough. You should pay attention to these people. They're trying to help. 031107
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celestias shadow I hate these ads! Why do they always remind me how puny and pathetic my penis is? It's not my fault I wasn't gifted at birth! *runs away crying* 031127
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12 1/2 1NCHES IM GIFTED 031204
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NICCI SPEAKING FROM A WOMANS SIDE ITS MOT HOW BIG IT IS ITS HOW U USE IT I SHUD NO 031204
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anon It's funny. My SO (a man) gets all the spam for breast enlargement and I (a woman) get all the spam for penis enlargement.

Personally, I think his is just right and mine are too big already. I wish these freakin' spammers would stop emailing me.
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jiminy cricket jr i like responding to these emails, even if half of the attempts don't go through and those that do aren't likely to be read by anyone. i just got another penis enlargement email (three whole inches promised!) a few minutes ago and responded as follows:

"has someone been sending you photographs of my penis?

keep sending me emails like this, and i just might be driven to suicide. the shame i feel is overwhelming as it is. i've even tried tying my penis to the exhaust pipe of a car and having the driver creep forward while a few trusted friends hold me in place. perhaps you'd like me to send you some of the 'after' photos...

i'd ask you to suck my dick, but i doubt you'd be able to locate it, even with a powerful microscope. some of us just aren't blessed with visible genitalia.

yours in spirit (if not in girth),
."
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