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add_real_inches_to_your_penis
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Mahayana
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but i dont have one
[[[stop emailing me]]]
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020308
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Mahayana
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on the toDays list
even though i started it
i began 2 panic
[spam advertizers made it to blather]
[[[fuck]]]
¿[[can you imagine]]?
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020308
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phil
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I want to be impedent
just so I can flaunt it in your face
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020308
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TK
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oh man dont -even- go thier
what a horrid horrid thought!
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020308
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cheer-up-emo-kid
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last night there was an infomercial on tv about penis enlargement pills. thats not a good thing to be on tv while youre having sex.
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020726
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daxle
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who watches tv while they have sex anyway? those people must be having some pretty dull sex.
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020727
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little wishes
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have a wank
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020727
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burden
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they should come up with cooler stuff, like, "Add a subwoofer to your penis!" or racing stripes or windows or something. and imagine the added kick of those low-end vibrations!
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020729
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IKC 56-80
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that thought reminds me of the old rhetorical question / joke
"Which do women want more:
A vibrator that says "i love you" ??
or
A man who comes to the door with flowers and goes BZZZZZZZZZZTTTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZTZ?"
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020729
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Human Behavior
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Where can I go to get unreal inches added?
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020729
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031013
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Dafremen
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I've been trying to figure out how I got on their mailing list. I mean...who told them my LITTLE secret?
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chiefnewo
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that would be me
the final blow comes not from the strongest, but from he who signs the other up for the most annoying spam
chiefnewo, aka ares
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031107
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nocturnal
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I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE INSISTING MY PENIS IS NOT BIG ENOUGH!
I mean, they don't even know me, why do they email me everyday?
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031107
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DannyH
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You are a girl and therefore your penis is nowhere near big enough. You should pay attention to these people. They're trying to help.
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031107
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celestias shadow
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I hate these ads! Why do they always remind me how puny and pathetic my penis is? It's not my fault I wasn't gifted at birth! *runs away crying*
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031127
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12 1/2 1NCHES
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IM GIFTED
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031204
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NICCI
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SPEAKING FROM A WOMANS SIDE ITS MOT HOW BIG IT IS ITS HOW U USE IT I SHUD NO
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anon
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It's funny. My SO (a man) gets all the spam for breast enlargement and I (a woman) get all the spam for penis enlargement.
Personally, I think his is just right and mine are too big already. I wish these freakin' spammers would stop emailing me.
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jiminy cricket jr
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i like responding to these emails, even if half of the attempts don't go through and those that do aren't likely to be read by anyone. i just got another penis enlargement email (three whole inches promised!) a few minutes ago and responded as follows:
"has someone been sending you photographs of my penis?
keep sending me emails like this, and i just might be driven to suicide. the shame i feel is overwhelming as it is. i've even tried tying my penis to the exhaust pipe of a car and having the driver creep forward while a few trusted friends hold me in place. perhaps you'd like me to send you some of the 'after' photos...
i'd ask you to suck my dick, but i doubt you'd be able to locate it, even with a powerful microscope. some of us just aren't blessed with visible genitalia.
yours in spirit (if not in girth),
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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