infomercial
Jenna
What
do
you
guys
think
about
these
new
"
Electronic
Muscle
Stimulation
"
devices
?
That
are
supposed
to
give
you
wash
board
abs
or
whatever
?
"
without
breaking
a
sweat
!"
If
they
do
even
a
third
of
what
they
promise
I'll
drop
$
50
to
get
one
(
even
though
I
have
to
save
up
first
).
Or
are
these
people
only
feeding
on
my
desperation
?
I'm
so
sick
or
being
fat
!
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...
kerry
my
guess
is
that
they
are
feeding
on
your
desperation
,
but
...
don't
take
my
word
for
it
.
if
i
even
HAD
$
50
i'd
be
considering
getting
one
anyway
,
probably
.
thats
just
how
i
am
.
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ClairE
guilty_pleasure
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ilovepatsajak
i
like
it
when
she
says
"
cut
the
price
in
HALF
"
and
makes
that
arm
motion
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ilovepatsajak
four
contact
areas
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...
oren
Common
infomercial
lines
:
"
But
that's
not
all
!"
"
How
much
would
you
pay
?"
"
Not
available
in
stores!"
"
Listen
to
what
some
of
our
customers
are
saying
!"
"
Isn't
that
amazing
?"
"
Three
easy
payments
!"
"
What
are
you
waiting
for
?"
"
You'll
never
buy
another
____
!"
"
It's
just
that
simple
!"
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ilovepatsajak
ya
come
ta cleo, cleo's
gonna
give
it
to
ya
real
sweetnass
ay
babies
!!
i
tell
ya
tree
time
, babycake
call
ma
now
for
ya
free
readin'!
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cube
My
mother
had
one
of
those
things
,
oh
,
15
years
ago
. Plugged
into
the
wall
and
had
seperate
contact
patches
back
then
.
She
swore
by
the
thing
.
I'm
buyin'
one
just
as
soon
as
i
can
take
a
shopping
break
.
Actually
,
there
are
a
couple
of
different
makes
.
I've
got
to
do
a
little
comparison
shopping
first
.
I'll
let
you
know
if
it
works
.
©
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