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Jenna What do you guys think about these new "Electronic Muscle Stimulation" devices? That are supposed to give you wash board abs or whatever?

"without breaking a sweat!"

If they do even a third of what they promise I'll drop $50 to get one (even though I have to save up first).

Or are these people only feeding on my desperation?

I'm so sick or being fat!
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kerry my guess is that they are feeding on your desperation, but...

don't take my word for it. if i even HAD $50 i'd be considering getting one anyway, probably. thats just how i am.
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ClairE guilty_pleasure 020103
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ilovepatsajak i like it when she says "cut the price in HALF" and makes that arm motion 020103
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ilovepatsajak four contact areas 020103
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oren Common infomercial lines:

"But that's not all!"

"How much would you pay?"

"Not available in stores!"

"Listen to what some of our customers are saying!"

"Isn't that amazing?"

"Three easy payments!"

"What are you waiting for?"

"You'll never buy another ____ !"

"It's just that simple!"
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ilovepatsajak ya come ta cleo, cleo's gonna give it to ya real sweetnass
ay babies!!
i tell ya tree time, babycake
call ma now for ya free readin'!
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cube My mother had one of those things, oh, 15 years ago. Plugged into the wall and had seperate contact patches back then. She swore by the thing.

I'm buyin' one just as soon as i can take a shopping break. Actually, there are a couple of different makes. I've got to do a little comparison shopping first. I'll let you know if it works.
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