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mr. good advice
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if at all possible, don't do anything you don't want to, or say anything you don't want to.
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010711
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black-dyed gel product
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pussy
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010711
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florescent light
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always check that the door knob is screwed on tight before opening the door
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010711
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mr. good advice
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goat_pussy
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010711
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silentbobfuckyou
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Go fuck yourself
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010711
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black-dyed gel product
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mr good advice = dingo twat
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010711
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Casey
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don't piss off silentbob, he'll hurt you, and egg your house
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nocturnal
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so bobby's a bit hostile, is he? uh oh. guess I won't mess with him.
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baby satan
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never try to undo someone's bra with your teeth. that just doesn't work. and don't use your toes either. you're just setting yourself up for failure. stick with a shoulder blade and you'll be fine.
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The Truth
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The plans of the righteous are just, but the advice of the wicked is deceitful.
The way of a fool seems right to him, but a wise man listens to advice.
Pride only breeds quarrels, but wisdom is found in those who take advice.
Listen to advice and accept instruction, and in the end you will be wise.
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dB
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Truth, for once you and I agree on something.
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dB
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Don't shit where you eat.
That is all.
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mr good advice
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i equal a dingo twat?
i always knew i would amount to something.
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mr. bad advice
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what the fuck is going on in here?!?!
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010712
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Sol (in school)
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dont cross the beams, that would be bad
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010712
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kingsuperspecial
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wash you hands regularly, especially after typing the word bathroom.
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010712
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Katie Rose
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make sure your shirt isn't on inside out
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011024
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Aimee
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cheer up before it gets worse.
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Dafremen
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Want isn't a bad thing until it starts to make you suffer for wanting. That's when it's time to let it go.
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Keemeers
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The only good advice I've ever heard is, "Ignore people that give you good advice."
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lost
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but then you would have to ignore that advice so it becomes the never ending cycle of ignoring.
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mr bad advice
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learn esperanto and join a convent. take up the tuba. especially if you're a midget!
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Inanna
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Think before you speak, and if you don't you probably talk too much.
Check the TP before you excrete from your bunghole.
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possessed angel
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A wise man once said:
"It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to opon one's mouth and remove all doubt."
I only know this because he didn't take his own advice and spoke anyway. There is a plethora of sources for advice in the world and only sporadically do you find someone suseptable to it.
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Dafremen
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Take a good look around and realize that no matter HOW bad it gets, you're a pretty lucky hunk o crap. Once you can truly see that, everything else just falls into place.
see also: GREET_MY_LIFE
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020623
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simply sheryl
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do not park under that sign that says 'no parking'
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030306
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emmi
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"you'll never know what love is unless you surrender to it"
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041129
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read first, then write with purpose
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fix
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axz
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cute movie
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070702
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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