birds_poop_and_pee Dafremen R. Dafremen (To the tune of: "Close To You" by Krit Wuttisattayaban made famous by The Carpenters) Why does sh*t suddenly appear Everytime I stand here? Just like me Birds po0p and pee Just like me Why does pOop Fall down from the sky Every time I'm in line? Just like me Birds poOp and pee Just like me On the day I turned 13 The birds all got together Then took in turn To crapping on my head One time I rented a black dress tux But returned a reverse dalmation suit instead. Was my face red. Still with turds Coming down like rain There's noone I can blame Cuz just like me Birds poOp and pee Just like me. 030812 ... ferret i like birds, they poop and pee 030812 ... Strideo krazyness ... 030812 ... Stanley Whipple ubergeek Incorrect life form. Birds process their urea in solid form with their poop, it's the white stuff. 030813 ... pipedream *applause* way to go, dafreman (if only i knew the tune) i didn't know birdy poo was the white stuff! today my 2 and a half year old nephew got some dried bird poo-but-now-piss on his hand and came to me with his hand held out and went 'ewww, potty!' so we went and washed it off and went back to swinging on the porch swing. 030813 ... pipedream hates typos men, not man. men. im sleepy. 030813 ... oldephebe Man, and all these years I'd been attributing that song to the compositional prodigies of the ah Carpenter brother. I think Karen Carpenter was one of the finest singers that ever held a note. Her effortless phrasing, her mellifluous tone, her clarity, her restrained passion - heart breaking every time I put on that CD She was also a fairly decent drummer as well ... later 030813 ... shivers i have two budgies... i got them when i was nine all they do is poop and pee!!! 030813 ... Dafremen Dear Mr. Whipple ubergeek, I actually toyed with a chorus that went: Just like us Birds excrete urea as white stuff Just like us It just didn't have the feel I was going for. Besides, they DO poop and pee, just all as one blob. 030819 ... ??????? Nice job, Daffers. You remind me of sort of a latently gay traveling minstrel. 030819 ... Dafremen And you remind me that strange things sometimes come in plain brown wrappers. Like the enormous whatever that kick-started phallic object is you have sticking out of your backside. (Yay! Potty humor! Who doesn't miss its simple pleasures?) Let me guess, you've decided to (may I snicker please?) put me in my place.."once more" (again, may I smirk without consequence? Probably not, oh well smirk anyway.) Please continue. I'll signal that you've begun to bore me like you finally did the last time by shutting up. (Cruex on the jock itch which is the tedium that you quickly fall into and mistake for momentum.) As for the moment, this is something different from recent offerings..so PLEASE..do go on. 030819 ... ferret i smirk all the time... execpt for that bengay incident at camp that one year... 030819 what's it to you? who go blather from