why_is_there_always_one_sock_left ClairE See odd_sock. 011130 ... unhinged if they all aren't in your brother's sock drawer 011130 ... Inanna The other sock your secret guest's beat off rag. Hey he could have left the wet sock for you to wear, but do you really want to wear it? 011130 ... roomite this is one topic that could be explored ad nauseam. we could max the server with this one... 011130 ... whoknows i would like to know 011130 ... User24 socks get kidnapped; the capitalists have realised that once you've bought socks, you don't need to buy any more - they're not throwaway items - I still have socks from years ago in my drawer. So, all the big sock companies poold resources and bought the US navy SEALS, they break into you house silently, wherever you are, and steal your socks. Obviously, they can't take them all, they do it sneakily so you don't notice. 030816 ... hey now! weve all heard of underwear gnomes, right? well, the sock elves are their distant cousins twice removed. they live in a hole in the wall behind the dryer. 030816 ... screwing for virginity the only evidence i have seen of socks getting lost in the wash is that i put an even number in, and an odd number out. it seems to me, not that socks are getting lost, but that socks are multiplying. a massive, spinning sock orgy to produce one offspring. 030816 ... pobodys nerfect Socks get absorbed into the air(like moisture)and eventually they get sucked up into space to become part of the Giant Sock Ball in outer space. Of course one day,it'll eventually come crashing down on earth,but the GOOD news is that we'll most likely die from the stench of them before they ever hit the ground. ;) 030816 ... shoccolo because you have to do good deeds unto the world, before the sock gnomes bring a match to your existing half-pair. or, watch your neighbours and keep a good eye on the dryer, as you redeem your dry goodies. 030817 ... pipedream socks of a similar colour also mate with each other, so you have one black ankle sock that was smooth and one black ankle sock that was ribbed paired together. and lets not even get started on the WHITE socks. only the fuschia, mustard and green ones survive. and the pink panther ones, becuase they join the unmistakable league. the gnomes tempt the basic colour socks into iniquity. 030818 ... Dafremen He stayed behind to call the cops in case his buddy wasn't back in 15 minutes. (So DIAL already you lazy f*cking sock!) 030818 ... Denning This is a message from Lord Nergal: I await you on the Dread Isle...This is a message from Lord Nergal: I await you on the Dread Isle...This is a message from Lord Nergal: I await you on the Dread Isle...This is a message from Lord Nergal: I await you on the Dread Isle...This is a message from Lord Nergal: I await you on the Dread Isle...This is a message from Lord Nergal: I await you on the Dread Isle...This is a message from Lord Nergal: I await you on the Dread Isle...This is a message from Lord Nergal: I await you on the Dread Isle...This is a message from Lord Nergal: I await you on the Dread Isle... 040326 ... minnesota_chris a friend of mine (by friend I mean acquaintance who is angrily hating me forever, um, anyways) wrote once that her bedroom door was kicked in, and nothing was stolen except her cordless phone. I told her it was the Nazgul, in search of the one ring. Could it be Nazgul in search of the one sock? 040327 ... birdmad odd_sock 040327 ... Death of a Rose Your dryer (when the door is closed) is actually connected to a rip in the fabric of reality. Intrepid and fearless is the one sock that boldly slithers forth to explore the unknown. There are many embraces goodbye, with his/her twin being the hardest to let go. But let go the valiant and brave sock does. Sock memorials are a secret affair. 040328 ... white_wave the lonely sock. missing it's mate. waiting for it's better half to finally arrive. a week passes and no mate found. so the lonely sock retires to garbage_heaven where all the other widowed_socks go. possibly will find a smelly friend someday. 040328 ... falling_alone i never wash both at the same time...that might be why one always gets left behind. 040531 what's it to you? who go blather from