strange_actual_conversation
stork daddy homeless guy: i have good news and bad news..twice..

me: huh?

homeless guy: the bad news is that i'm homeless. the good news is that i saved a bunch of money on my car insurance. the other bad news is that i don't have a car.
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Lemon_Soda *blink*



*blinkblink*
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Doar homeless guy that still has a sense of humour.

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akuma aoi see also:

good_morning_senor

hollywood_material_baby

now all i need is for one of the more purely deranged and bacterially afragrant fellows to tell me that he's a tree wizard or some such shit and i'll have heard fucking near everything
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unhinged he looked at her and said 'put those fuckme eyes away if you don't mean it.' and then turned to me and said something like 'how come you never look at me like that nicole?'

me: 'i can't have fuckme eyes for you.'

him: 'i don't know whether i should be insulted or complimented.'

me: 'you should be complimented considering i hate 90% of the people i've ever had sex with.'




strange because i never thought i would tell him how i felt about him. but he's back to his same asshole tricks. *sigh* how tarnished we are, me and him. oxidized and black to the eye, but so much beauty underneath.
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oren 1st guy: "Do you know George McSwain?"

2nd guy: "Who?"

1st guy: "What's his name?"

2nd guy: "George McSwain."

1st guy: "Never heard of him."

[Actual vaudville routine.]
051209
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oren vaudeville, dammit. 051209
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say_a_mop woman at bus stop: would 20% be two dollars?
my friend karen: pardon me?
woman: would 20% be two dollars?
karen: well, 20% of what?
woman: Say... a mop.
karen: well how much does the mop cost?
woman: Ten dollars.
karen: then yes, 20% would be 2 dollars
woman: well WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?
051210
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grasshopper
grasshopper my dad calls me this. i met him when i was 19. 000502
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Bownan Every where I went to look at blather there was a little grasshopper already there... can she see my mind? 000622
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Whitechocolatewalrus Grasshoppers hop through grass. I see them all the time and I wish I were as free as they are. 031108
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hey now! a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, we have a drink named after you"

"YOU HAVE A DRINK NAMED STEVE?!" 031108
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sab you have a lot to learn 061212
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walrie i still agree with me 061212
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HopSomeGrass some know kung_fu 061212
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() ( i was kwai chang caine this halloween ) 061212
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phil Renewal swirls in the morning.
Fangs push out of their supplanted homes, and wings sprout from high above the world.
A cloud of bones, ticking on the walls that surround me.
Thieves under the spell of both sky and darkness, sliding across the valley, silently checking for me.
Between the two of them, time becomes a narrow slit, just wide enough to leap through in an instant. 101009
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somebody
t o d a y y e s t e r d a y
renormalization_counting_sheep_and_insomnia
kx21
__everything_mounts_to_nothing__
brand_new_blather_blue_book
give_me_something_to_look_forward_to
nothing_is_everything
exitstance_impure
y2k
future
gfd
fg
hfff
nothing_eveporatesfsnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
blown_cherry
free_fall
sleeping_in_the_waves
she_loved_me
101010
marx_brothers
i_can_not_fucking_handle_this
blood_and_poison_and_rust_and_ash
grasshopper
oren's_new_word_observation
andru235's_final_blathe
here
refresh_now 101010

what's it to you?
who go blather
from
101010
...
.

grasshopper
grasshopper my dad calls me this. i met him when i was 19. 000502
...
Bownan Every where I went to look at blather there was a little grasshopper already there... can she see my mind? 000622
...
Whitechocolatewalrus Grasshoppers hop through grass. I see them all the time and I wish I were as free as they are. 031108
...
hey now! a grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey, we have a drink named after you"

"YOU HAVE A DRINK NAMED STEVE?!" 031108
...
sab you have a lot to learn 061212
...
walrie i still agree with me 061212
...
HopSomeGrass some know kung_fu 061212
...
() ( i was kwai chang caine this halloween ) 061212
...
phil Renewal swirls in the morning.
Fangs push out of their supplanted homes, and wings sprout from high above the world.
A cloud of bones, ticking on the walls that surround me.
Thieves under the spell of both sky and darkness, sliding across the valley, silently checking for me.
Between the two of them, time becomes a narrow slit, just wide enough to leap through in an instant. 101009
...
somebody
t o d a y y e s t e r d a y
renormalization_counting_sheep_and_insomnia
kx21
__everything_mounts_to_nothing__
brand_new_blather_blue_book
give_me_something_to_look_forward_to
nothing_is_everything
exitstance_impure
y2k
future
gfd
fg
hfff
nothing_eveporatesfsnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
blown_cherry
free_fall
sleeping_in_the_waves
she_loved_me
101010
marx_brothers
i_can_not_fucking_handle_this
blood_and_poison_and_rust_and_ash
grasshopper
oren's_new_word_observation
andru235's_final_blathe
here
refresh_now 101010

what's it to you?
who go blather
from
101010
what's it to you?
who go
blather
from