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yummychuckle
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i hate my left side. i don't know why. Actually I'm trying to work it out. I only cut my left side, and just recently i purposely bang by left side around, just so it will hurt. no reason, just because its my left side and it deserves abuse for some reason. and I will like pamper my right side and put lotion on and crap and make sure all the pretty things i wear as accesories are on my right. I actually slapped my boyfriend recently because he kissed my left cheek, and my left side doesn't deserve that. I'm a bit puzzled, but I'm not going to stop this strange behavior cuz...well ...i don't want to. Maybe this just gives me something specific to aim my hatred at? if any of you know why the hell I picked my left side...tell me. i mean i dont like myself, but its getting kinda weird. i'm going crazy. or maybe I already am. but then again, aren't we all crazy? Not Logan though.
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bloody potato chip
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lucifer_sam
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phD
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if your left arm begins to tingle mysteriously, go to the hospital
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Persona
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sometimes, when I eat...I'm careful to alternate between which sides of my mouth I chew with, so one will not be jealous of food favoritism for one side over the other... yummychuckle, how would you feel if you were that poor little left side?
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yummychuckle
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well half of it is me... and I'd feel deserving of all the crap i received :)if i were the left side. and by the way, my friend Erica (best friend) does the same thing with food and has discussed it with me. Its pretty amusing.
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Persona
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that's odd....I figured I was the only one who did that. are you left or right handed?
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yummychuckle
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right handed. i usually paint my right fingernails first when I'm painting nails.
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Persona
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but wouldn't your left side, being so horribly tormented: never paint your right fingernails neatly, simply out of spite?
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Casey
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always gets more injured than my right
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yummychuckle
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no, you see my left side just takes all the shit I give it and doesn't fight back. Its too afraid of the right side of me to disagree to my demands of physical labor. My left side is just meek and frightened. It flinches at any sudden movement from my right side. my right sde wouldn't put up with any shit if I were to mess with it. I respect that. hehe.
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black-dyed gel product
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I'm left-handed. It's a bitch trying to find left-handed things. It took me forever to find a left-handed bass.
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black-dyed gel product
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when I grow up, I want to be a cosmonaut, but unfortunately that's not what I went to college for. Also I don't live in Russia. Stupid worthless Russian money...
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confabulation
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i love you, my left side. *kisses left hand*
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yummychuckle
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i have scars on my right arm now, as if to prove that nick meant more than anything else in my entire life. I dont know if its true.
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my_right_side
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090601
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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