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yoink if i don't do it, and it fucks up my future, then what kind of future did i have in the first place? 010518
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yoink if i don't do it, and it fucks up my future, then what kind of future did i have in the first place? 010518
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yoin i think i found a bug.
try adding "ningmyweekendandstealingmysleep"
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yoink i think i found a bug.
try adding "ningmyweekendandstealingmysleep"
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yoink my damned keyboard doesn't work 010518
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For this relief much thanks Yoink yoink yoink
take it easy. hamlet is a piece of piss. play within a play, hamlet is aware of himself as shakespeare is aware of writing a play. Its all about the impossibility of doing anything ever. To be or not to be. to sit around blathering or to just sit down and write the fucking essay.
I've been there man, its like a tetanus jab, you'll feel better when it's over.
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yoink if only i had read that earlier

i guess this can count as a break, aye?

a thousand breaks
in one job
make a lad go crazy
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Hamlet himself Fear not, Yoink. Breaks are necessary to avoid impotence. I recommend them. I wouldn't just materialize out of nowhere for no reason, would I? 'Tis a sign. 010518
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bill bixby how would you like to shake my spear? 010518
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god looking up beautiful
lines immense
to only remember
you are under a chair
the bruised flesh
of god
as your
function -tulpa
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yoink put down pencil, paper, dictionary, copy of hamlet and say in unison to the instructor:

eat this.

as you raise both of your middle fingers in indescribable glory
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nocturnal hamlet is not a piece of piss. the day anyone who says it is can write anything better, then we'll talk. 010520
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yoink i'm agreeing with that.

i love hamlet

i hate writing about it

at least for a grade
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nocturnal writing about anything for a grade generally sucks ass. 010520
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burden Yeah, if I wanted to write about Hamlet, I would have taken Biology II. 010520
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yoink ahh...it feels really good to send the staple through this little pile of words

bye bye weekend

hello more work
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dannyH I think the words "piece of piss" lose something in translation. Around here it jsut means easy (like piece of cake). Heaven forbid I would diss the bard. 010521
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nocturnal oooh. gotcha, danny. I'd still have to disagree. I don't think it's all that easy, but what do I know? I'm just a bloody american. what the hell do we know about understanding literature? 010522
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scuse me. bloody mouth load
if you ask me.
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User24 hemlat was actually written by Sir Francis Bacon, think about it;
HAMlet (ham / bacon)
hamLET (let' - omlette?)
omlette - french (FRANCE-is - Francis)

The clues are all there. pointing straight at him.
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yoink no more of your shit, speckypoohs

i've locked myself far away
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yoink this is odd:
hamletessaysucksawholelotthankyouspeckypoohsforruiningmyweekendandstealingmysleep

if that does't work, try putting it in the url
it's the only blather with a title and no entries...how whack is that?
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Confused Where am I? 010723
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User24 lala 030731
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User24 yoink, there's a few others ones like that, too. there's a limit to how loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong you can make a blathe title 030731
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oldephebe hamlet, in my humble opinion, encapsulates with an almost prehensile clarity or erm...fist through a cloud that wrenches the heart..kind of power the inevitable and ineffable existential struggles of the post-modern anti-heroe

shakespeare is prophetic in painting that kind of interior cosmos responding to the vicissitudes of external experience...
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oE willy with the shakes pilphered from plutarch as well, and some medieval danish myth/legend/hagiography of kings 041006
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