chuck_palahniuk celestias shadow He is my god. Plain and simple. I worship this man. I've never read anyone that can write like he can- it still amazes me every time. I went back and read Fight_Club for the tenth time last week, and I was still stunned by what a good book it is. I would give anything, absolutely anything, to be able to write like that. Me and my friend also have an evil plan to marry him, but I probably shouldn't mention that. Seeing as we're both underage. And Johnny Depp is involved in the plan, too. And polygamy is generally frowned on in this here country. 040117 ... seventeen I have all his books, minus the one abou portland. Diary wasn't good, and lullabye sucked. But...the rest are just DANDY! *huzzah for mr.palahniuk* 040117 ... silentbob dear you, i disagree with your opinions on his last two books 040117 ... xyz ah. they're the only two i have yet to read... 040117 ... no reason he is coming! 050611 ... flexible mr palahniuk, we salute you. you and your pretty words. respek! 060105 ... jane choke 070601 ... z A SONGALONGADONGABONGA TO ALLABALLABALLABALL THOSEDFIBIGUYAKANANANANA GAAGGAGA IF YOU WANT PUUMISH U WANT U KOMOONINGIGI U ASSASSSUUUU JINGAHANGIDI AMANIMONOLOMITH HAMMAMADAMAKARAMITH TUYUMUDUMULUMUNUTH DIMINIMINIMITH! 070601 ... z i did not post any of the above blathes. 070604 ... falling_alone i knew that if i let someone borrow his during the book swap i would never get it back. never got it back, so why did i go through with it? i just had to share his words. 070605 ... sick can i borrow some water? i'm despitate, you could sell your big diamond and buy this village a tank that cleans water so that we can drink it. it's fucking simple ! why have an effing anciant parliament for it? if all you can do is argue with funny ties on, wasting time whilst each fucking minute someone is dieing because of your fucking TRADITIONS and your fucking egos. You're sick if you don't show me a decent sign. if you value your own life then you should value everyother humans life the same. what the fuck happened to you? 070605 ... margaux okay but does it annoy anyone else when he starts his sentences with "Anymore,..."?? 080125 ... anythingbutcryptic i read invisible monsters and adored it. fucking brilliant. maybe it was because i had never read anything like it before, (and it was the inital shock/pleasure or whatever) but for some reason the rest of his books never lived up to invisible monsters. fight club was very good though. haunted made me feel a little disturbed, but then palahniuk likes his disturbances. my sister said to me "anyone who is over 18 and tells me they like chuck palahniuk, i just look at them weirdly. i mean, its a teenage thing. he tries so hard to be contreversial." well i figure better chuck then harry potter, right. i never really understood the harry potter phenonomen (sp??), even though i read all the books... but i was never obsessed. my friend loves harry potter fan fiction. personally i think people who spend their time writing stories which involve malfoy and hermonie bum fucking because harry got raped and killed by voldemort may need to find better things with their time. or maybe not, you know. at least theyre being creative. err, as opposed to playin computer games. which are utterly pointless, in my view. though i have to admit i usd to be addicted to freecell. and was very angry that i was, so i deleted it from my computer and that was the end of it. 080201 what's it to you? who go blather from