blather_theory
bownan As words are added, Blather becomes increasingly likely to come up in unrelated searches attracting more people who add more entries increasing the chance of blather coming up in unrelated searches. This creates an attractor effect, geometrically increasing the size of Blather...creating a critical mass of information that will take over the net and possibly achieve sentience by 2020 (according to theores espoused in many fine movies) and destroy the world before leaving the planet in a space ship of it's own design to start a race of intelligent words that need no speakers some where in outer space (or Mars). 000704
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klarchen Mount Parnassus -
1. the fabled mountain of poets, of which the summit is supposed to be their goal.
2. a collection of poems or belles lettres.
3. to try to write poetry.

Yes, all blathererers are climbing the Mount of Parnassus.

Happy climbing.
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grendel and wwhen it has acheived sentience, it will begin to manufacture legions of frankenfistkittens sending them back through time, space and the occasional scrapyards and litterbox to mercilessly bat the fabric of reality about like a ball of cheap twine...resulting in an inevitable confrontation with the schleiffenator...

saints and ministers of grace defend us all..

amen
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bownan with time travel nothing is inevitable 000704
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Phil blathering idiots unite and resell kleenexes in the aisles of furniture stores and laundry goes to waste in the mouths of possums, large cattle thrive on the prosperous green growth. New colonies of self influencing matter are formed, life begins anew, at a 10,000th of the traditional wave length, the planets resources are economized. Blathering continues and unless we conform to it's needs the hope of all future generations will lie in the hands of these mice. Look into yourself for answers related to the topic. For in 10,000 years what will be scribbled on the walls of a decedent bathroom stall in a fashion aquired from today's elite slackers and joke sayers? Blathers I say, and will say until the day comes. And a beware is posted for all those rats who manifest themeselves in my dream, chewing through the miscommunicated lines of tommorrow's forgotten telephone activating services. I hold this stick of wood to remind you all how big it is and how much of my words lack meaning, but still give an aim. Because my fellow excuses, this is the future, our efforts lay in your hands. We may begin the race, but we will never flush away tommorow, for hopes of saving today.
Utilize the forces of direction and prosperity. When you look into the eyes of my grandchildren, don't look blankly, but may you think of sex and forever give graces recieved to gifts redistrubeted, lacking unity, describing recession, and drink the bottle of vodka. For the happiness of the reception was not possible otherwise. And in this time of need for cattlesm may you be reminded of it.
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kx21 BT1)Who did not blather?

Nobody...


BT2) What can not be blathered?

Nothing...

BT3) Is there a right time for blathering?

None.
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kx21 BT1)Who did not blather?

Nobody...


BT2) What can not be blathered?

Nothing...

BT3) Is there a right time for blathering?

None.
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dB kx21, I believe that blather itself may need more detailed study.

Who created blather.
In 2000 years will the creator be known as uch and perceived as god?
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Keep it up! My theory is this: You are all so super. So wonderful. So what. 060729
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nom bla the r the ory 060729
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z i think this is a sound theory. my question is: is the curve exponentiial? 060730
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