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Strideo
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A Fun Test
by matt_groening
Start this fun test with 73 lucky bonus points.
If you are female, add 4.
If male, subtract 5.
If you live on a small island in the pacific all by yourself, add 3.
If you live in a small apartment in a large city with a roomate who whistles, subtract 4.
If any grandparent lived to be 93, add 2.
If you had to attend any grandparent's open-casket funeral, subtract 2.
If you work behind a desk, subtract 2.
If your work requires lifting desks, subtract 3.
If you work with computers, subtract 2.
If you dream about computers, subtract 3.
If you work on a catwalk above huge vats of noxious boiling liquids, subtract 5.
If you drink coffee, subtract 1.
If you are annoyed by the phrase "Have a nice," subtract 3.
If you have eaten a donut in the last 10 years, subtract 4.
If you have ever even thought about going to graduate school, subtract 2.
If you get into luod arguments with strangers on buses, subtract 2.
If you live with a spouse or a friend, add 2.
If the spouse or friend is a poet, subtract 3.
If you have ever worn leather pants, subtract 1.
If you wear sunglasses at night, subtract 3.
If you are impressed by rock stars who pout, subtract 2.
If you are impressed by performance artists who pelt you with meat by-products, subtract 3.
Are you angry and vindictive, or from New York? subtract 2.
Are you relaxed and mellow? subtract 2.
Are you hip and self-satisfied, or from Los Angeles? subtract 3.
If you resent this test, subtract 3.
VOILÀ!!
your score at this point is your life expectancy.
Have a nice day.
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040503
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kookaburra
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hey looky!
im gonna be 73.
yayyyyyyy me!
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040503
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Strideo
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Oh, that means you don't have a job yet ;)
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040503
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dosquatch
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I'm already dead. Bummer.
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040503
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love & hate
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hopefully not much longer if my luck kicks in.
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040504
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notme
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73. i somehow don't think so.
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040504
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Borealis
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*coughs*..
seems I'll cop out around the ripe old age of 51.
I expected something more like 33...
seems to be the trend with composers
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040504
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x
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until my eyes fully roll into my head and obstruct traffic
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040504
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minnesota_chris
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I'm planning on retiring at age 90, and dying around 100. I don't know if I'll actually live that long, but it's a horrible thing when people live for more years than they have planned. They just sit around watching daytime tv.
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040505
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iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl
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65. Great.
I DONT WANNA GROW UP!
Only another 50 years of boozing! QUICK! GET THE KEG!
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040505
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endless desire
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65 as well. but it seems so much longer.
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040505
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PrincessParanoia
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58. but hopefully not. hopefully i'll be gone long before then.
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040506
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Dosquatch
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Of course you will be. "They" have already decided so. I have the time and date right here, but I'm not allowed to tell you.
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040506
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considering the fabulous genes i'm carrying around, i'll be surprised to see 55.
considering my fondness for sugar-laden goodies and the occasional round of good stiff drinks, as a diabetic, i think maybe even 40 might be a bit of a stretch
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040507
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bird
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oops, defaulted to blank, how apropos.
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040507
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stingRay
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42 has got to be the ultimate limit but it could be sooner, unless something really important comes up
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040508
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ivyducktwilightseto
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I will live until I finally make someone truly happy. Then I will be happy as well.
Knowing this, I will die.
And I will be happy
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040509
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shivers
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69
yes, lol
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040509
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Syrope
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haha 58
i always predicted closer to 38
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040509
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...AntiqueClocks...
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yay! I will be 69!! Can I add that to my age???
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jane
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57
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081020
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what's it to you?
who
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blather
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