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kingsuperspecial I think I want a new blather name.

make one up for me!
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just kidding princenotsospecial 021008
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just kidding too king-soup-or-special 021008
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Absolute Nero I have 10 (ten) suggestions:

1) God's Gift to Women
2) Vanilla Cowboy
3) Not from Concentrate
4) American Frankenstein
5) Kid Fantastic
6) Poor Man's Dracula
7) Johnny Caligula
8) Sam "Mayday" Malone
9) Grand Slam Buffalo
10) Sweet Jesus
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silentbob you should be....


uhhh

Can of Hoo Hash
special majesty goodness
Johnny Cockring
friendly
Guy Smiley
Guy Friday
kingtouchingself
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kingsuperspecial hey, how can you see that? 021008
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squint kingsortasilly 021008
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freakizh burgerqueen

icanreachmyasswithmytongueifistrivereallyhard
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kingsuperspecial aight, this wasn't really what I had hoped. you people are supposed to be creative, and save my lazy ass from working out a new name for myself.

maybe I'll just keep "kingsuperspecial".
it just, I don't know, it seems to be getting sort of daed lately.

besides, kingsuperspecial is a word that always stumps me, because for some reason it has middle-eastern connotations for me, it's like someone says, "hi, im kingsuperspecial" ,and i start smelling incense and seeing turbans and camels or something, i know i'm weird, i know i'm stupid, please just ignore me.
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nocturnal I told you before and I'll tell you again...your new name is shaggy. case closed. 021008
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[.:..The SeeR ..:.] Bluntard

Jackstick

Frungoloid

Bleintrenapidation

MotivationalSteroids

Angry Bottle

pump her nickel

freetard

Master Bates

soul scissors

spermshuckin

cleveland orion

Mackinsprinkler

sprinkles

clitosaurus


hmm

I've never been able to make us so many words so fast! Oh wait! Here comes some more!


Hemogoblin

stingslikeabitch

Severed Cranium

wasp paperbasket

LeechLicker

peeholeswab

prettybigballs

cognitive abstraction

prefontain labotomy

ignorantgenius

The Handbasket


hmm


That's it.
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kingholetard wow! now we're getting somewhere.

it's a close race between
Bluntard
Frungoloid
and
peeholeswab

I'm leaning toward peeholeswab, though.

that's fxxxing brilliant.
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silentbob i like clitosaurus

what did you have in mind anyway?
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kingsuperspecial I don't know, but peeholeswab is really gaining ground. it's got a nice ring to it. 021009
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[.:..The SeeR ..:.] Peeholeswab is the only word I can think of that invokes a physical response:

When I hear it, my leg muscles contract and my pelvis shifts backward. Obviously due to my painful experience of getting tested for sexually transmitted diseases.



On another note: One time my friends and I were going to this party at Western and we all decided to make up different names for ourselves...

Joe became Chet Ranson
Ethan became Ruddiger
Chris became Herkimer
And I became Cranston

Although, we never told anyone at the party...
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silentbob i like kss 021010
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Photophobe After my band's last gig we all made up fake names and jobs for anyone we met - it was a university ball, so there were lots of people to meet. My name was Guy, and I was a lego engineer. andrew was Anakin and he made the little tabs on the handles of plastic shopping bags. Ben was Toby and he was the guy who invented bitchamin. it was a lot of fun; noobody was sure if we were serious or not... 021010
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