tenacious_d
silentbob High above the mucky muck.

i'm like a fucking one man band

and i can sing like that all fucking night.

SHUTUP! IT IS NONSTOP! SHUTUP! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKIN DICK! ALWAYS NAYSAYING! EVERYTHING I CREATE! YOU CREATE SOMETHING! LIKE INWARD SINGING! FUCKING SIT IN YOUR TOWER! FUCKIN FUCKAA! FUCKIN COCKAASS!

you're fired from the band.
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Casey They are great. So great they were on Space Ghost Coast to Coast. 020403
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unhinged she went to new york city to see them 020403
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nocturnal they'll be here tomorrow, but I won't be going to see them because my life sucks. 020403
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Arwyn bobby bobby bobby!!!

they're coming to Davenport!!! OMG!!! Monday April 15th!!! Oh My God!!!
020404
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silentbob i was thinking of going. If you guys go i'll go with if you want me to. otherwise my interest faded not that long ago 020404
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Sasquatch Kyle took a bullet for me
now I got to rock for three
KG and me, and don't forget about Tenacious D

[I took a bullet for JB]
[now I'm in Heaven and I can see]
[my decision to rescue thee]
[was definitely Poops McGee]

Nooo, wait, no KG I disagree.
[why?] You decision to rescue me
[yeah?] Was a decision to set you free
[was definitely Poops McGee]

Wait this is fuckin' my head
I totally thought you was dead
[Just remember what you said]
[The medallian's made of bulletproof lead]
020419
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silentbob there was some scientist
tryin to figure out the sasquatch riddle
then they figured out it was a missing link
in search of sasquatch
that was a kick ass "In Search Of"
with Leonard Nemoy
kickin out the jams
020419
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Capt. Ed With karate I'll kick your ass
Here to Tiennamen Square.
Oh yeah, motherfucker,
I'm gonna kick your fucking derriere, yeah-ee-yeah.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You motherfucker.
You motherfucker.

Kyle betrayed me
And then he lied tried to hide
And I died deep inside
And you know the reason why.

I'm gonna kick your ass
From here to right over there.
Oh yeah motherfucker,
I'm gonna kick your fucking derriere, yeah-ee-yeah.
You broke the rules,
Now I'll pull out all your pubic hair,
You motherfucker.
You motherfucker.
020419
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Casey The last song I downloaded of theirs was "Spiderman" That's how it was titled on Audiogalaxy anyway, it rules. 020504
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iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl mwahahaha
i have their album!
i'm so sad.
anyway, that's back when i was obsessed with them, so now it sits gathering dust in the corner where i spilt de-caff coffee on it.
040318
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Piso Mojado molly and i were walking out of jan's diner, after a long talk and coffee, and these two guys walked past us into the restaurant. she and i turned to each other and said 'was that Jack Black?' 040318
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iNsEcUrE_GoTh_GiRl "when one person has sex it's called masturbation.
when 2 people have sex, it's called making love.
when 3 people have sex, it's called a menage-a-trois.
when 2 guys fuck you in the ears with their sweet melodies and you LIKE it, it's called
TENACIOUS_D!!!!!!!"
040327
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