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blather_bathroom_graffitti
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bijou
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for a good time,
call grendelbirdmad
1-(634)-253-8700
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startfires
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silentbob has herpes
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erin the luftwaffe
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peel and seal? what is the meaning of this? bring me my landmine!
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010620
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paste!
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for sexy tacos, slander the bad snowflakes.
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010620
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Girl
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WARNING!
the guy in the stall beside you is furiously masturbating
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silentbob
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Erin iz EZ
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unhinged
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god gives good head
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010621
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dB
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New York subways, the ultimate antidepressent.
All you need to do if you are feeling sad and not happy with yourself as a person, is get on a subway in NY. You'll sit yourself down and there will be some guy across from you plying with himself. (That was the first job I ever had)
And I don't know about you, but after seeing that, I'd feel a lot better about myself.
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lost
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i am ez oh wait damnit now everyone knows. shit!
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god
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i give good head..... (godhead)... ha ha
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dB
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"Bring out yer Dead"
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010624
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Casey
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Grab on to something, bite your lip, and give it hell.
Respect the courtisy flush
Beware the automatic toilets, that gust of air that comes up when it flushes can catch you be surprise.
This next thing wasnt written, but it is amusing: My school got some of those automatic paper towel despensers. It is always funny to walk into the bathroom when other people visit my school. All these newcomers will stand in front of the dispenser and wave their hand up and down.
The paper towels come out and they all gasp. To tham it it like a gift from god when you get paper towels from an automatic dispenser. But in truth they are a pain. Everytime you walk in and it senses your body heat the damn thing goes off
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black-dyed gel product
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"drugs are for children"
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hits
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if you can piss over this wall, blather_fire_department needs you
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010625
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Sol
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*on a printed piece of paper*
PUBLIC HEALTH WARNING
a large contingent of alligator young, snapper turtles and pirhana have been inadvertently dumped into the public sewerage system. always ensure a safe distance of 1.5 metres from the rim of the bowl during use, in case of said animals working up the toilet.
thankyou
department of public health and safety
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baby satan
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a horny kitchen is a happy kitchen.
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010625
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Persona
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j_blue likes massive foreheads
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User24
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Dafremen
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- RELAX, YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH US -
It is blather_store 's policy to erase all taped footage of customers masturbating
after reviewing the footage for possible
retail theft violations. Here at blather
store we value your privacy as well as
your patronage, so relax and enjoy...
your secret's safe with us.
The Mgmt
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(a)
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time flies like the wind
fruit flies like bananas
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nocturnal
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that was our valedictorian's senior quote. well, one of them. I forgot the other one she used. it was pretty funny too, though.
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Gollum
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for a good time call Gollum. and bring beer.
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kinkazoid
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ken sent me
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010801
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User24
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I was ere.
ere I was.
was I ere?
yes I was.
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010814
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thunderbuck ram
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Here I sit broken hearted, paid my money and only farted.
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040823
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thunderbuck ram
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We aim to please. You aim too, please
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040823
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Strideo
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* Strideo goes to the "Baby Changing Station" and scratches off the letter "C" *
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040823
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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