anonymous -_-

I don't get it. I know in my heart if Jesus existed he would give me a clue. I am not talking about some old book with scary stories - I mean he would really get down with me and chill!

But the funny thing is...
I was walking home a few days ago passed the ghetto and three guys pulled me into an ally so deep and narrow it was like a tunnel. When I saw the first guy start to unzip his pants I just drop to my knees and started praying. Oh GOD! Oh GOD! oh GOD!

He just looked down at me and pulled out his nasty weenie and said - yah grl that's jus wherr I wans ya ta b. Then he tore at my t-shirt until my breasts where exposed. Then pinched my nipple soooo hard with a twist I almost fainted.

I could smell his stinky crotch as he pulled me near. I wanted to scream -- but all I do was whisper. No lord, please no.

Then I heard a whoop whoop cop car thingie sound and saw a bright light shine at the end of the tunnel. Next thing I knew they all ran like roaches when you turn on the light.

OK so -- it was no burning bush but it sure saved mine! Perhaps I'll have to reconsider this thing called faith!

bite_me ok i've seen this posted under about 5 different things, the first posts i've looked on.
the first time, yeah, i can sympathise, the second time as well, but when you post non stop the same thing it just becomes really irritating, please don't.
smurfus rex agreed. 040218
.fallen unzip.....at certain times this word, properly sent forth from another's lips has got to be one of the sexiest things ever.

.fallen unnecessary_repetition 040218
grendel this is similar to chrity and her i_ have _ words incident

that was annoying too
s-e-m-h besides, the tone this was writen in almost conveys some perverse enjoyment if not in the experience, then in describing the experiene

"...soooo hard..."

between that and the shitty parody of ebonics, the author of this crap is probably one of those republican semi-literate wannabe provocateurs from some place like free republic dot com

the ham-fisted attempt at conveying a message through some shady anecdote is a hallmark of their non-style
acidshank my friend had told me to do it to him. but i cant yet.
how am i supposed to know what i want when theres more than two. some things are so to decide on. i love him. i love him not.
what's it to you?
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