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(I) (You) (They) (We) (He) (She) (It)is Lic e dyslexic alerjik to scittlez dlaced in e store fillep mith eyerv type of rounp, takc zised colorful candy. The dyslexic ztudiez each won. "Keep reaching out to others." said each pearl sized candy. In an outrage of confusion, the dyslexic knocked over each container of candy. The pearls fell in the cracks of the floor boards, and the tacks fell face up on the freshly cleaned hard wood floor. "Keep reaching out to others." said each tack sized candy. For the first time in the dyslexic's life: M=S S=S M=M In a tied tic-tac-toe game, the dyslexic ate the whole store with one bite. The store bit back inside of the dyslexic, so out the letters marched to the end of the universe that had been hanging from the Pyxis somehow woven into the dyslexic's belly button. "I'll see you all in another life." said the dislexic, "I fear this world is a stollen christmas tree, and I am the cracked ornament that is falling out the back of the getaway vehicle." With that, the pearls and the tacks combined into an earring. The dyslexic removed the Pyxis, and placed the ear ring on. The dyslexic snapped out of it for a sec (sex) and 'got real'. The Dyslexic laughed and said to the skittles, "You know, your sharp edge leads straight to a point like my patience with letters. Your thin body also leads straight to a pearl."
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laced with morphine, i place my spikes into your ears you hear the pain of others and then they dissolve in a milky solution called seconds please. you then get up and say "ow" the world breaks in two and you fell nautious, dikkles run away from you because you are tall and they are not, giggles run into guggles and they land in the melting pot only to be combined into a gluggle. meanwhile the bandersnatch runs after the fun saruman who is currently mixing up a potion in his magic beard like the turnabouts, he runs in circles searching for a life, a little lost puppy comes up to him and says, lick my face as i have licked you're face for if you do, i will turn into a nazgul then the man wakes up and feels his head it has gone missing again he says "ouch, my head is mas;dfjsa;dfj!" "i must find it!" he looks and looks and eventually the playful pixilush gives it to a toad, the toad then gives it to a newbie who thanks him and treats the man to a big pumpkin the story complete, the man goes back to bed not to be outdone, i will write more in this post than the original post the post tastes as though it has been steeped in urine and then fermented for thousands of ages on end while you slept i found a turtle and named him grangy herwhiny read mad magazine and then she died poor girl, she pooped on a frog and for that was condemned to life in prison only the prison was naked so we ran out together, then got high and wrote this whole thing
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Delightfully incomprehensible. I approve.
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