the_iron_skillet
god
this
one's
for
you
, dougie.
you're
goin'
to
college
,
little
guy
.
020331
...
unhinged
but
it's
the
wrong
way
dude
your
hotel
is
nowhere
near
there
020331
...
pat sajak
it's
gastronomical warfare
020331
...
god
i
got
a
little
disoriental,
i
guess
.
first
time
in
town
and
all
.
020331
...
unhinged
i
ate
there
once
.
with
him
and
damian
.
it
was
one
of
those
long
never
-ending
nights
in
youngstown
.
i
think
i
had
been
playing
my
violin
somewhere
earlier
that
evening
.
i
called
him
when
i
was
done
.
he
picked
me
up
and
we
stopped
over
above
paradise
alley
.
he
asked
damian
to
drive
out
to
becky's
bonfire
because
he
didn't
have
much
gas
.
we
stopped
at
the
dairymart
on
mahoning
for
some
alcohol
on
the
way
out
.
damian
pulled
out
a
roach
on
the
way
there
.
i
asked
him
if
he
wanted
to
put
it
into
a
bowl
.
he
was
squished
between
me
and
damian
as
we
puffed
a
bowl
.
he
didn't
look
too
happy
about
that
and
i
felt
uncomfortable
but
i
was
getting
high
.
we
got
there
eventually
.
sat
outside
around
a
nice
big
fire
;
it
was
a
good
night
for
a
fire
.
i
received
some
dirty
looks
from
some
of
the
other
girls
there
but
that
was
normal
when
i
went
somewhere
with
him
.
especially
when
he
crouched
down
next
to
my
seat
and
put
his
hand
on
my
knee
.
it
was
one
of
those
possesive gestures
that
i
didn't
quite
understand
;
if
any
of
those
girls
asked
if
we
were
dating
i
guess
i
would
have
had
to
say
yes
.
but
there
had
never
been
any
words
between
us
about
it
.
he
just
put
his
hand
on
my
knee
like
that
;
like
i
was
his
.
there
were
a
bunch
of
young
kids
there
.
i
had
fun
fucking
with
them
.
there
was
this
one
boy
in
particular
...his
name
might
have
been
mike
.
i
surprised
him
with
my
powers
of
deduction
.
he
thought
i
was
psychic
. '
you
know
when
the
last
time
i
smoked
pot
was
?' '
thanksgiving
.' '
no
way
dude
,
like
how
did
you
know
that
?'
then
he
fell
off
the
bench. amateurs.
ha
.
somewhere
between
3
and
4am
we
decided
to
go
to
the
iron
skillet.
more
like
damian
decided
.
and
the
girl
that
seemed
to
be
the
most
pissed
that
i
was
there
with
him
decided
to
go
home
with
damian
.
and
the
four
of
us
had
to
squeeze
into
the
cab
of
damian's
truck
. '
are
you
afraid
to
drive
with
me
?' '
nope
.'
it
was
a
very
long
drive
with
his
bony
ass
jammed
into
my
lap
.
when
we
got
there
,
the
other
chick
had
passed
out
in
the
front
seat
and
wouldn't
wake
up
.
damian
was
going
on
and
on
about
the
breakfast
buffet.
he
didn't
have
any
money
.
they
were
tearing
the
buffet
down
.
damian
filled
up
a
plate
anyways
.
we
sat
there
and
talked
for
a
while
.
i
actually
ate
eggs
. '
thank
you
so
much
for
buying
me
breakfast
.' '
it's
no
big
deal
.'
we
listened
to
one_lonely_visitor
on
the
way
back
to
paradise
alley
.
we
got
back
into
his
car
and
went
back
to
his
house
even
though
my
room
was
closer
. '
i'm
getting
too
old
for
that
.
i
can't
stay
up
all
night
like
that
anymore
.'
the
hashbrowns
were
pretty
exceptional.
the
decor
was
lacking
.
a
truck
stop
mixed
with
a
southern
dennys
.
weird
.
030610
...
three words
grains
oranges_splashing
the_iron_skillet
050311
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from
