dream_presidential_candidates Barrett President: Frank Zappa Vice President: Jello Biaffria 001012 ... silentbob and since frank is dead jello can play with his head! and recite Chomskyrian quotations 001013 ... startfires hmmmm, nathan gray? 010430 ... erinthedietcokegypsy i second that nomination. 010430 ... stealth bomb Bob Kerry because unlike the people who sent him to kill (fine christian republicans all, and good wealthy folk to boot) he was man enough to actually be there pulling the trigger 010501 ... Dafremen President: Millard Fillmore Vice-President: James K. Polk I always thought Millard Fillmore would make a great punchline for a joke and James Polk was the only president to die of diarrhea. I can't think of anyone with finer qualifications to lead our country in this day and age of RIDICULING our country, it's policies and it's leaders. Hell since we're already the butt of every OTHER country's jokes why NOT continue the trend toward treating our own country like one big sideshow FREAK? Trust me...the rest of the world will be amused...but not too surprised. Heh Ha! Heh Ha!(Bozo Laugh)It's the United States of America Heh Ha! Heh Ha! Heeey did you see the size of our President's ASS?! )HONK HONK( Heh Ha! Heh Ha! Look that guy can't even spell potato )HONK HONK( Heh Ha! Heh Ha! Maybe we should start calling the oval office the ORAL office! Heh Heh Ha! Heh Ha! )HONK HONK HONK HOOT( - - That concludes today's C-SPAN broadcast. 010501 ... Buddy Z Man D, I've been reading your stuff. You are really freaking tense. Not intense; TENSE. Have a damn pretzel or something. Shoo fly! Shoo! 010501 ... worm burner President Liz Phair VP-how about Al again? 010501 ... Dafremen Ya know...you wouldn't BELIEVE how f*cking tense a loaded bong can MAKE a guy do0d. I mean I TOKE my way to tense. If you want sunshine and flowers shot up your ass along with a healthy dose of tequila and pussy I suggest you go to the OTHER blather...the one with room only for YOUR idea of calm cool RELAXED blathers. You OBVIOUSLY have only been reading the parts that support your skewed impression of me. Your bad, not mine. Peace! : ) 010501 ... Effingham Fish Prez: Doctor Who Veep: some sort of lobster-kitten thing with an anus the size of New Jersey I have weird dreams. 011231 ... just a bridge and tunnel kinda guy an anus the size of new jersey? having grown up in jersey city , i find that to be a pretty redundant idea 011231 ... reitoei elvis for president. al gore for vice. how about settling for a brain cell for president 011231 ... dB Internetional thought of america now is kinda bad. I don't like america, and nobody I know wants to go there. Although some friends of mine recently got back from Vegas and swear they'll never go back to that shithole. Daffy is completely right, we do laugh at america, you make one mistake after another. The only other president I could suggest for the US would be David Letterman, but the only difference between him and the moron in office now is that Letterman can read. That is all. 011231 ... CelticMistress Jeremy Freeman for president (not famous, but should be) 020101 ... dudeinanigloo President: Jack Nicholson Vice President: Martin Lawrence w00t! Also see: dream_prime_minister_candidates 040831 ... dudeinanigloo Um... Should work now... dream_prime_minister_candidates 040831 what's it to you? who go blather from