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andru235 *panting*

... whew, that was close. where did HE come from? there i was, blathing of intercolumniation, when all of the sudden ... 		051228
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Master X You ran away! But you didn't run very far. 051228
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andru235 *tries to run*

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*gets tackled* 		051228
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Master X My boy, you cannot escape me. Running is useless; I am faster, and cleverer. 051228
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andru235 i don't think `cleverer` is a word, and if you aren't careful blather spell check w- 051228
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Master X I couldn't care less about blather spell check, and neither could you. Really, do you think I have come here to experience the lethargies of an intermittent spell checking? 051228
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andru235 well, no, but ... 051228
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Master X Rhetorical, my boy. I need no answer to that. Instead answer this: how much have you told them about who you are? 051228
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andru235 what do you mean 051228
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Master X Surely you mentioned, at some juncture, something about your ... various ... faculties. 051228
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andru235 everyone has various faculties, sir, what difference should it make if i mentioned my own? 051228
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Master X Good boy, calling me `sir`. In that manner you may persist. 051228
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andru235 ... um, thanks ... i think ... 051228
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Master X Now answer the question. What have you told them? 051228
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andru235 i've been relatively candid, with only a few lies or misrepresentations of ... you know ... stuff. 051228
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Master X What, then, of this Uranium madness? 051228
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andru235 i was trying to illustrate something. 051228
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Master X Yes, of course. I know exactly what you were trying to illustrate; your heart, perhaps, was in the right place, but your mind? No, don't be ridiculous. No one here would understand, and if they chanced upon a fleeting comprehension, no pathos would be stirred. Certainly you realized this beforehand. 051228
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andru235 some people might care! and some might understand. there are still plenty of people who realize that ... stuff is living ... 051228
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Master X Perhaps there are a few; again, irrelevant. Really, boy! They still debate whether other mammals have feelings! They are not prepared to understand that life is everywhere, is everything! They are not prepared to understand that all interaction is symbolic, and returns unto the self, via analogy. Telling them ... it is futile. 051228
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andru235 some of them understand! it is mainly only the religious and scientific personages who cannot see it, or wear blinders. the common people are not so far from understanding it; after all, i'm not so uncommon myself ... 051228
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Master X "Common", my boy, is not an applicable adjective in a world dominated by six billion ape-forms inhabited by souls from over seventy million different dimensions/planes/whatevers. And even within the science and religious communities, there are a wide variety of understandings. 051228
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andru235 so what is this about? why have you tackled me and pinned me to the ground of this blather_back_alley? 051228
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Master X Why? As if you don't know! It is time to go home.

*handcuffs andru235*

Let us stand, now. Good. Don't try and run; you'll only hurt your wrist. 		051228
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andru235 hmph. at least this time there won't be a felony charge ... 051228
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Master X See? That is what prompts my intervention, in part. You needn't blathe that sort of thing. Nothing is gained by it. Walk, boy. Good. Try and keep apace. 051228
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