bedwetter burden Cap'n Crunch and his trusty crew sailed slowly into the harbor. The sun was setting, throwing obscurity at odd angles across the deck. Scranton, however, remained radiant, almost too intense to view comfortably. Cap'n Crunch fondly remembered his childhood spent here: climbing the cliffs and playing with the bears in the cave. Drifting into nostalgia, Crunch was whipped back into the present by the girlish shrieks of his crew. "Friedrich has fallen overboard!" they wailed. The townspeople high on the highest hill took no notice, however. Crunch bellowed, "You! With the plow! How about some help over here?" The plowman continued his stolid action, as Friedrich groped for oxygen and Cap'n Crunch clenched his heavy head with his hands. 010529 ... silentbob i was standing in one of those giant supermarkets where they have security guards and angry search dogs that glare. sitting in a magazine rack was one of those self-help booklets. What to do about Bedwetting. I thought it rather funny that my twisted litlte hands could find their way to this little number. i picked it up and stood in the doorway so people could see me reading it and the whole time i tried to have the most intrigued face i could muster. but i was facing the wrong way and hardly anyone came in. once again, concept art had failed me. 010529 ... Casey One day one of my friends came into my room while I was sleeping in nothing but a diper on my butt and a pacifier in my mouth. My bed had a wet spot by my bum and he started laughing at me. I woke up and saw my wet spotted bed. I looked at the wet spot and realized it was just from my tippy cup of apple juice I had spilt the night before. Yet it was to late, thet guy ran out and yelled over the entire neighboorhood that I was a bed wetter. I was so embarased I crawled into a corner and ate a jar of strained carrots. That's how my life was ruined at the age of 16. 010609 ... karl the weed whoa! dejá vú! 030914 ... doyouwantme i did until 16 it really sucked 030914 ... The (comfortably dry) Spork If you ever dream that you are taking a never-ending piss, it is a warning from your subconscious mind to get up before you wet yourself or a way of letting you know that you are doing it now. This is a lesson I've picked up from a few close calls after nights out drinking when I was younger So far, knock on wood, I've not had any worse luck than a couple of impatient millilitres on the front of my drawers while I hopped and ran like a madman for the restroom and since I don't do that sort of volume of drinking anymore, I imagine I won't have that problem again until I am old enough to start potenially having prostate issues. 030914 ... Howard I am a bedwetter and daywetter, I wear diaposable diapers 24\7 060804 what's it to you? who go blather from