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DENZEL WASHINGTON
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We're here tonight to place the blame where it belongs: on music! One unlucky blatherer will walk away with the coveted "Whimbaddleshitstick Award" for the worst song never written! Anyone got any nominations?
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johnny west
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I nominate myself.
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DENZEL WASHINGTON
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Holy shit! It's you! And what's your song, fella?
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johnny west
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"The Whole World Gives Me The Hiccups". I wrote it, you know.
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DENZEL WASHINGTON
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Goodfayou! Any other people wishin' to nominate songs they ain't ever written? Raise your voices!
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johnny west
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Can't you hear? I said I WROTE IT!
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nocturnal
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too many people to nominate, too many categories, I think it might actually end up being longer than the real ones. and what would we wear? that would be for the pre-show of course.
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DENZEL WASHINGTON
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Okay...anybody like to nominate a song they already wrote? That's up for grabs too! Share it all!
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johnny west
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Shut up, Denzel. I'm trying to tell Nocturnal something. Maybe we could wear clothes that are way too small! That would be fun.
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nocturnal
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too small and see-through! mesh would be a nice touch.
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DENZEL WASHINGTON
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Nobody wants to look at your ass underneath tight close, Johnny! Hoooooo!
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johnny west
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I like the mesh idea.
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nocturnal
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speak for yourself denzel. hehe
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nocturnal
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wait, I have a question. would they be just for blue, or would it include red? should they each have their own?
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DENZEL WASHINGTON
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Well of course you do! You wanna see everyone in mesh stuff, don't you Johnny?
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johnny west
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Ignore Denzel. Uh...maybe everyone should have their own individual mesh outfit. What do you think?
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johnny west
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Do I even know what I'm talking about?
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DENZEL WASHINGTON
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NO!!!
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nocturnal
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of course everyone should have their own outfit, fool. I meant would the blather grammys be just for blue blather, or would it include stuff from red blather too, or would red blather and blue blather each have their own show?
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johnny west
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(Punching Denzel in the face) Stop interrupting me!!!
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johnny west
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There's a red blather too? I'm relatively new to this, so I don't know. How's red blather different from blue blather?
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nocturnal
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it's new, I like it better, but I don't think anyone's on it now, so I'm chillin here. you should check it out.
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DENZEL WASHINGTON
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(Rubbing swollen face)
You're all alone, Johnny! You been left!HURHURHURHURHURHURHURHUR! You don't know, do ya? HAHAHAHAHAHA! You're one silly fella!
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johnny west
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(Shooting Denzel in the head with imaginary firearm)
How do you get to red blather?
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johnny west
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I'll go there with you if you tell me how!
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nocturnal
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blather.newdream.net/red
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DENZEL WASHINGTON
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(Nursing imaginary head wound)
You'll never get there, Johnny! Never! You done! You ALL done!
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johnny west
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I'm goin', Denzel! You can't hold me back! I'm goin'......
(he fades into the land of red blather)
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DENZEL WASHINGTON
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You leavin' me? Noooooooooooooooo!!! You shit head!!! Noooooooooooooo!!! (he falls to the floor, dead of a broken heart and bad tapioca pudding).
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unhinged
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all the words seem to be transforming into conversations these days between about three people....
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johnny west
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Or one person with too much time to dispose of.
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mikey
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i can fit in that category
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jane
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(abeyance)
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080417
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what's it to you?
who
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