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stork daddy no one here likes capri suns?..i knew it...i knew you were all androids. And they called me mad...mad they called me...well who's mad now...who's mad now? Your cold android lips have never tasted the sweetness of corn syrup and real and artifical flavors?...of course not...why would they of...i should've known when i read the writings...i should've known then that words like i've seen here could never have been uttered by someone who had drank from that divine aluminum pouch. It's fine...they're all mine now...all mine. Keep your laser eyes away from them, don't you know they're best when refrigerated!

ps. if you have drank capri suns...why don't you go to the blather capri_sun and tell me what you think, because i love them. I probably should've coded that last part so the androids can't read it. If you're real and you're out there...please contact me, i'm not sure how many of us are left...i'm just not sure, and i feel myself slipping away, we must keep the capri suns....they are our last refuge...please stay strong, if you are out there, if you are reading this. Or is it me, am i piping in vain to the ghosts which live in myself. Oh red berry blast save me now...oh sweet sweet mountain cooler keep me refreshed all the way untill the last moment my comrade, when the androids come pounding from afar and knock down my doors dragging me into the streets and their strange android missions.
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Daria Orange,
tropical cooler,
berry cooler,...
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stork daddy so there is another! thank heavens...please contact me as soon as possible and send more capri suns...my stash is running low...also...send nude pictures so i can check for android markings. Thank you, you don't know how good it feels to hear from one of our own ones. 020417
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niki finally...they make them in XL!!!!!
for the longest time there was never enough in one pouch to quench my thirst but now there are 12 oz of capri sun goodness available!!! There is a God!!!
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stork daddy XL? It's too good to be true....i used to have to drink half a box in one sitting before i tired of them, but now who knows. Jove shield thee well for passing this info on 020418
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Sailor Jupiter I am a Capri Sun defective. I always end up stabbing the straw through the bag. Mommy, can you help me? 020418
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stork daddy see the blathe.... capri_sun for straw inserting advice 020418
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daxle as a kid I wanted my name to be capri sun 020418
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werewolf who puts the straw in...then blows into it mr_wizard style to let the air pressure do the sipping work for you? 020418
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niki i do werewolf...aint it grand? doing no work and getting the wonder that is capri sun


the lazy shall take over the world...one day...in the far off future...when we get the energy or something
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kerry delicious artificial flavorings

i have them in my lunch almost every day... berry cooler
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Aimee I had one in germany... oddly the germans have perfected they're pizzeria pringles, but can't seem to master the Capri Sun (or Capri Sonne)... damn I want me some pringles now... 020511
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