capri_sun stork daddy do those things have crack in them? when i was younger i could drink them all day. It got to the point where i was a friggin ninja with that straw...sure...most kids could put the straw in the bottom...i could jab it in anywhere that i wanted to...right in the middle...sluuuurrrrrp. Kids would flock around me and go..."awww that's so tight...that's sick! Can you do mine?" And i'd just look cooly back, lower my shades and say "if i put the straw in...i drink it...sorry fellas" Then they'd chant my name over and over again. Oh who am i kidding...what really happened is after being taunted mercilessly all day, my only escape was in the corner with my capri sun, which i'd ineffectually jab at with my straw till i spilt all over myself. Then i'd scream for silence, for respite from the cruel voices of the other children which were somehow also in my head, also my voice. As you can tell it's a very emotional experience for me now whenever i sip on a capri sun 020416 what's it to you? who go blather from