elephant jennifer first word I remember learning how to spell on the bus on the way to BCA e l e p h a n t 000608 ... silentbob i used to read Little Critter books and I'd scream downstairs, "MOM! WHAT IS THIS WORD! G-E-N-E-R-A-L?" "THAT WORD IS GENERAL! STOP YELLING AND SOUND IT OUT!" "MOM! WHAT IS THIS WORD? C-L-O-T-H-E-S??" "IT'S CLOTHES!!" "YOU MEAN THERE'S A TH IN IT???" "YEAH! GO TO BED!" "I thought it was just...close..i have no clean close..hmmm...this could pose as a very difficult situation in my everyday speech.." I toilet trained late. 000616 ... kim you wouldn't dare step on an elephant's foot without looking first at the bottom of his boot to see what size shoe it will be that lands on your head excitedly 000714 ... twiggie i like pink elephants. 001212 ... Sol why does an elephant never forget? does it remember? or live 010304 ... Sol An elephant stole my bed last night, there i was happily dozing away with nery a care in the world and suddenly i was lifted bodily off the crisp slightly off white wrinkled sheets and dumped unceremoniously on the floor then with a mad trumpeting the victorious elephant lumbered off at high speeds with my loverly resting place I just wonder how it got up the stairs 010328 ... CrAzYpInKmOnKeY pretend there not there and maybe they will go away cuz they use direct rational analysis which only camouflages situaitions where manipulative behavior is used. theyre pretty smart dont let them fool you 020607 ... doctor benway the two surest ways to tell if you have just passed an elephant: A) you see a big grey thing in your rear-view mirror B) you cannot close the lid 020607 ... CrAzYpInKmOnKeY elephants are cool 020608 ... onlyme he was very angry and tried to kill me. i got chased up a tree and had to live there for a few years. he wouldnt stop hurting me. 030513 ... crimson He wrote "Ryan 3 Emily" on a tree. He began, later, to write it on a traffic sign. After he drawn the heart, I informed him he had better not write my name. "Ryan 3 Elephants" 030807 ... crimson *that 3 was supposed to be a heart 030807 ... User24 I may start using 3 instead of <3 031011 ... falling_alone mandijabster wants to switch my brain with an elephant's so i would never forget... but i'd feel bad for the elephant having my brain for then the statement "an elephant never forgets" would be very false. 031126 ... story of eau he got drunk and lost all of his rats. the wedding is off. 040202 ... Piso Mojado such a flat movie 040529 ... dosquatch I'm pushing one up the stairs. 040530 what's it to you? who go blather from