drunk_again_so_here_i_am
that other guy
Once
again
I
am
experiencing
the
bittersweet
pleasure
of
the
malted barley
hops
poisoning
my
blood
with
toxins
and
destroying
my
precious
brain
cells.
So
low
have
I
sunk
into
the
bowels
of
intoxication
that
"Baseketball"
seems
like
cinematic
gold
. "
Dude
?" "
Dude
!"
And
so
what
should
I
want
to
do
but
go
to
blather
.newdream.net,
my
drunk
getaway
.
This
time
however
,
I
have
nothing
to
say
.
No
musings
about
life's
little
foibles,
depression
,
dyslexia
,
or
public
transportation.
Nothing
.
Sorry
to
waste
your
time
yet
again
.
licorice
is
still
nauseating
041209
...
monee
sorry
i
can't
say
the
same
041209
...
jane
this
place
is
dangerous
when
drunk
. everything_is_permanent.
090227
...
unhinged
crying
myself
to
sleep
090227
...
Lemon_Soda
I
will
drink
whiskey
tonight
for
you
unhinged
.
090227
...
unhinged
careful
with
the
whiskey
.
it
leads
to
poorly
chosen
bedfellows
and
bad
sex
.
i
mostly
abstain
from
it
now
.
090227
...
Lemon_Soda
It
is
my
sacrament
of
empathy
...
And
considering
my
relationship
tsunami
I
don't
think
I
need
to
worry
about
bad
idea
sex
.
090227
...
past
last
night
began
with
rum
,
toasted
to
the
gods
of
love
and
alcohol
,
and
then
proceeded
through
somewhere
around
nine
pints.
090228
...
j
(
for
the
record
,
i
had
great
whiskey
sex
)
090228
...
unhinged
after
a
great
hip
hop
show
many
shots
of
tequila
and
pints
of
beer
i
have
to
work
in
the
morning
(
i
fell
on
my
head
he
said
'
you're
a
great
lay'
and
years
later
in
a
different
bar
i
ran
into
the
friend
the
guy
that
brought
us
together
i
smell
like
a
bar
and
my
ears
are
ringing
)
090301
...
unhinged
(
maybe
it's
because
you
actually
liked
and
knew
the
person
you
were
having
whiskey
sex
with
)
he
drove
a
lexus
many
times
when
i
should
have
taken
the
bus
he
found
some
excuse
to
be
too
drunk
to
drive
the
rest
of
the
way
home
and
sober
we
couldn't
stand
each
other
the
days
when
i
pissed
my
savings
away
on
bags
and
bags
and
ladies
night
and
i
had
more
sex
in
her
bed
than
she
did
090301
...
Lemon_Soda
Hrm
...I
think
I
gave
you
the
wrong
impression
...
Whiskey
is
my
lost
love
drink
because
it
was
the
finest
thing
I
drank
when
I
would
visit
someone
.
Alas
,
we
are
nolonger otgether
and
when
I
feel
the
bitter
pang
of
love
lost
I
think
of
whiskey
.
090301
...
unhinged
you
didn't
give
me
the
wrong
impression
.
i
came
home
last
night
drunk
after
having
a
strange
evening
and
coming
to
the
conclusion
that
i
am
outgrowing '
the
scene'
in
this
town
.
this
blathe
seemed
as
good
a
place
as
any
to
scrawl
about
it
.
090301
what's it to you?
who
go
blather
from