detatchable_penis Tank guns. 000918 ... *Ziima* dildo. 010212 ... a prodigy of blather_spell_check detachable? 020524 ... silentbob who does that song? 020524 ... jennifer King Missle, baby-cakes 020524 ... Strideo you're outta your tree man! . 021230 ... lorraina bobbet They are ALL Detatchable 021230 ... ha! lmao 021230 ... Rickster I'll buy it for tree fitty. 021230 ... 89x as long as I've been pulling on mine, it's never detatched from it's point of connection. I've even had other people pull on it. I've even had people try to lick it off, but it's still attached. I like it this way. 021230 ... screwing for virginity i woke up this mornign with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. this happins all the time. its detachable. 021231 ... lyric machine I woke up this morning with a bad hangover And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. Detatchable Penis - by King Missile 030101 ... girl shaped monster . 080814 what's it to you? who go blather from