speeding For sure! Don't do it if you think there are cops around. 010204 ... lost what an ingenious concept. how many tickets till you figured that out? 010430 ... Dafremen Wish it were that simple...but they MAIL tickets to you now, taken by automated speed-radar fotobooth thingies. Next time a cop asks you how fast you think you were going tell him, "Actually officer I was hoping you could tell me...see my speedometer doesn't go up that high!" That always goes over really well. - - 010430 ... minnesota_chris zoom! Speeding is so fun. They should have a speeding day, where you can't get a ticket, except for driving too slowly (say, any speed under WAY FAST) in the fast lane. 030312 ... FireNRoses These are "hypothetical" stories. Person A is a 16 year old male who has recently recieved his Junior Licenese. He cannot drive from 11pm to 6am. He is pulled over at 2am for speeding. Does he get a ticket? Person B is a 17 year old male, driving on a Junior Licenese. It is 10:50 pm and Person B is pulled over doing 30 over the speed limit. Does he get a ticket? Person C is an 18 year old female with a senior licenese. It is about noon when she is pulled over in a 55 mph zone for speeding. The cop claims she was doing 58 in a 40. Does she get a ticket? The correct answers in order are No, No, Yes. Someone explain this to me. 030728 ... Strideo In some states the automatic speeding ticket systems aren't allowed by the local government. I guess some lawmakers don't like the idea of robots giving out tickets yet, but my local grocer likes the idea of robot cashiers! ... 030728 ... Death of a Rose blazing, not fast enough 031018 ... dudeinanigloo Yo, for anyone who is about to get a ticket, doesn't want to pay for it, and who is bold enough, try this... :HOW TO GET OUT OF A TRAFFIC TICKET: A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding, and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?! Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the car. Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body. Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too! 040520 what's it to you? who go blather from