if_you're_happy_and_you_know_it
Borealis no, I did not write this, I simply stumbled across it while looking through old files. As much as I'd love to take credit for it, I cannot, nor can I cite my source..but I invite you to enjoy nonetheless:

...to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands"...

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markest are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is getting shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

Its "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got the weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me,
'Cos it's all the proof I need,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And if hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war, not love, this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
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sweetheart of the song tra bong If you're happy and you know it, you're unusual. 040411
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notme
i heard the ragin grans singin a version of this recently
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Doar . 040727
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minnesota_chris ... go away 040727
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ivyducktwilightseto clap your hands

stomp your feet

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u24 that's quite funny. 040728
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whitechocolatewalrus if you're happy and you know it
clamp your hams
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Jes(not talking to anyone-Kookaburra!) Is a might fine song! 040804
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kookaburra im so proud
is talking to the voices in her head
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shower singer I had a good day today.
A very good day.
One of those days where everything starts falling into place, and you think "maybe it's all going to be all right after all".

To celebrate, I danced around the living room to the Blues Brothers.

My dog thought I was crazy. What would he know.
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shower singer I have learnt to appreciate these times. I've learnt to live happiness to the fullest when ever it arrives.

Don't question it or waste my time trying to make it stay, just live it. Live it.
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uow . 040810
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stork daddy if you're happy and you know it, you're an anomaly. 040810
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TK ...dont rub it in 040828
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metamantrg enjoy life.. ever once in a while I try to
but not very often you know
maybe once a year be happy for me doing this
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TK That wasn’t directed at you, I ran into some baths while roaming about that were particularly happy and cheerful and bc I wasn’t in the same fame of mind at the time I wrote this, makes me realize just how Annoying I can be when I write in how_do_you_feel and kinda guilty for rubbing it in by letting others know how happy I am (how happy you make me) when other ppl are often times so miserable.. So what I said above wasn’t really directed at you, happiness seems like such a rarity in you life that I'm always glad to hear about when good things happen to/for you, I always look forward to talking when things are going well, I love you and I -want- you to be happy! 040830
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To Blather Sorry, I know this isent a chat room. 040830
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