too_high jennifer Got the craving for some lunch, but I ain't got nothing to munch My mind is set on just one wish - a big ol' sandwich - tuna fish Time to make a grocery run, I'll walk there in the morning sun Make a list of what I need most: Tuna fish and bread (for toast) And though my stomach may be empty, I'll feed my head from the horn of plenty Sink a couple green fat snaps and cough until my lung collapse Starting off in aisle one, grocery shopping can be fun But in this state, you've got to take it one aisle at a time or you get way confused. I mean, looking at your list and trying to get each item individually is like, hopeless, because you keep forgetting something or another and then you're backtracking constantly and having to look up at the sign above the aisle and it says, like, "Aisle Six: Bread, Crackers, Cookies, Flour, Sugar" and you're saying to yourself, "OK, will I find Ho-Ho's down here or not, 'cause they're not really a cookie, and they're not really bread, and they're definitely not crackers, but they do fall in that general bread-cookie-sugar-flour snack mode." So you go down this aisle, and you don't find the Ho-Ho's, but you do find something random like a metal spatula, and suddenly you have this wild hair up your ass about how you have to have this metal spatula because the last one you had was plastic and it totally melted the last time you made scrambled eggs and left it in the pan with the heat still on, and now you don't have a spatula, which completely rules out making pancakes, and there's nothing better than doing the ol' Wake & Bake on a Saturday, mixing up the Just-Add-Water pancake batter, and making pancakes in a variety of stoney shapes, like Mickey Mouse's head or your best interpretation of the Mona Lisa, if you're feeling in a particularly artsy mood. But without the right spatula, you're gonna rip off Mona Lisa's face when you try to flip her over, which is kind of ironic, when you consider that Van Gogh ripped his own ear off; it's that whole love/art/angst/maple syrup kind of thing. 000824 ... meat puppets ...to Die 000824 what's it to you? who go blather from