the_all_new_metal_shaft_of_yorkshire
yoink watching jerry springer when you're high
is my twin sleeping with your man
or a 700 and 50 pound guy
the english dude with the mullet
an earring that hurts bad
i hope it's not infected, but alas! 'tis
is it Gulliver? does he know that
she knows i know it's true love
i wish i could puke but i don't want it in my room
and as i think about that stink you roll and fry in the sink
i hurt my earring bad with a television fad
southern times are good
in my secret neighborhood
and as i fall into your small space
deep in your glassy edge roanched
by the coolness of a daydreaming
sailor
they flirt while she forgets her present for m'lord
down on one knee like a bottle of Jemima spilled on earth
ace is here by my side don't drink my fucking water!
these are kitchen shorts on mpt with kitchen parts in a designer kitchen world where I'll impress you with my talents and my talus of scrapwide pleasure in the stomach of the pair i feel when i sit at home ith p'e'yain!
in my fucking ear
while watching the raw of raw of the crying hewnirg made of adul diamonds and rubies on Jerrold Springer's show.
into the kitchen and as go wallowing n shitty ebbs and flows while the patiets stand by, waiting on i
and in the designer kitchen

don't drink my fucking water!

in the movie his name was phallus

i saw sarah-jane potts in my dreams
she was sleeping in my coat
i fell in love with the girl in felicity!

i've been fuct for 3.0 hours!

your generation is MERCENARY, thomas

this is a corny-ass movie

word for word 2001 style y'all
010706
...
ass facely priest!@ 030624
...
E Plurbius Klerbloinkulum From this old abandoned metal shaft in Eastern Montana, I am using the world wide web to whisper LoL at some dude who is supposed to be at an_old_abandoned_metal_shaft_in_Yorkshire but has, it seems, relocated to an unspecified, mysterious locale... .

As this interferes with my ability to b hypocritical and contradict the ethics I demanded in a *previous* blathe, I have no choice but to rant about You, since that is the promise I made you in my *preceding* blathe, The_Flowers. I suggest you read it immediately.

You are stupid, and you are cloying. Ah, alright, I relent, you are not stupid, just cloying. Not especially cloying, though; way less cloying than most people, really.

Ah! Don't cry! You are very smart, and only moderately cloying! Some people would give everything to be smarter, to cloy with adherence to that paragon of virtues, Temperance!

Hey, what can I say? Klerbloinkula.
070829
what's it to you?
who go
blather
from