royale_with_cheese quin An old gas guzzling, dirty, white 1974 Chevy Nova BARRELS down a homeless-ridden street in Hollywood. In the front seat are two young fellas -- one white, one black -- both wearing cheap black suits with thin black ties under long green dusters. Their names are VINCENT VEGA (white) and JULES WINNFIELD (black). Jules is behind the wheel. JULES -- okay now, tell me about the hash bars? VINCENT What so you want to know? JULES Well, hash is legal there, right? VINCENT Yeah, it's legal, but is ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean you can't walk into a restaurant, roll a joint, and start puffin' away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places. JULES Those are hash bars? VINCENT Yeah, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause -- get a load of this -- if the cops stop you, it's illegal for this to search you. Searching you is a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have. JULES That did it, man -- I'm fuckin' goin', that's all there is to it. VINCENT You'll dig it the most. But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is? JULES What? VINCENT It's the little differences. A lotta the same shit we got here, they got there, but there they're a little different. JULES Examples? VINCENT Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy beer in a movie theatre. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of beer, like in a bar. In Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's. Also, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? JULES They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese? VINCENT No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is. JULES What'd they call it? VINCENT Royale with Cheese. JULES (repeating) Royale with Cheese. What'd they call a Big Mac? VINCENT Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it Le Big Mac. JULES What do they call a Whopper? VINCENT I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger King. But you know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? JULES What? VINCENT Mayonnaise. JULES Goddamn! VINCENT I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate, they fuckin' drown 'em in it. JULES Uuccch! 001201 ... Jimmy i don't fuckin' need you to tell me how good my coffee is, i know how good it is because i buy it. My wife goes to the store..she buys shit, i buy this because i wanna taste it. 001201 ... Jules Me and Vince here would be satisfied with Taster's Choice, then you spring this gourmet shit on us 001201 ... Jules "Big Cahuna burgah" 001201 ... Marcellus Wallace You ain't got nothin' to wory about, Jules, I'm on the muthafucka, just chill them niggas out and wait for the Wolf who'll be arriving directly. 001201 ... Jules you sendin the wolf in? sheeit, negro! that's all you had ta say! 001201 ... Kristopher "Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood." "Yeah, well, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know 'cause I'm not going to eat the filty muthafucker." 030116 ... Kristopher "Bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste goood." "Yeah, well, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I wouldn't know 'cause I'm not going to eat the filthy muthafucker." 030116 ... cuz storing dead birdmads aint my business and you know why you didn't see that sign, Jules? 030116 what's it to you? who go blather from