demon_b_gone
kingsuperspecial scary dark places in my brai
sometimes there are monsters.
demons
but I'm got a big spray can of "demon-B-gone"
:: where can I buy one of those? ::
you have to make it yourself.
now I walk around in the dark places all the time.
and if I meet a demon, I check them out.
and I check out the demon, and see how his sense of humor is.
maybe I have use for him
some demons can be helpful in their own way
if you're willing to put some work into the relationship.
but the demons that are just plain bad
I just spray them now, and get rid of them.
sometimes it takes a couple of tries, but they seem to be going.
and the rest are shaping up their act.
because they want to be useful, and not get sprayed.
and they know they can't hide
because I"m going into the dark paces now.
to see what's in there.
because I'm brave now that I got up the guts
to make a big batch of demon-B-gone
and when I go in the dark places
sometimes there are nice things
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The entire world speaking in unison "Satan, I rebuke you in Jesus' Name!"
I Command you to leave this Realm by the Authority given to me in the name of Christ Jesus, BE GONE AT ONCE!
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satan satan satan speak for yourself 010827
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the entire world yawning at once freaky_christian, I rebuke you in Baby Satans' Name!"
I Command you to leave this blath by the Authority given to me as the person that started it, in the name of Wild Turkey, BE GONE AT ONCE!
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kingsuperspecial this page was in no way meant to affect satan, beelzebub, baby satan, satanX3, or any other demon other than the events and memories that haunt me from within my head. anyone with something nice to say, feel free. anyone with some freaky faith based (faith-biased?) hoo ha please take it elsewhere.

best if used before 083101
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satan satan satan hey, no prob, KSS....like i would actually go anywhere anyway 010827
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baby satan i've built up an immunity to that shit. actually, it tastes pretty good. it's now taken the place of my morning coffee. 010828
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Teenage Jesus I just wanted to drop by.

Don't you think the creators of blather could come up with yet another one (perhaps puke green) for sermonizing? It's getting so you can't swing a dead cat w/o thwacking into some holy-roller action. It's just so damn, well, NOT FUN.
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if satan had a third horn Top 3 Satan songs of all time...

3)People get ready, Satan is coming...
2)Who Ya Gonna Call? God Busters!!!

and the top Satan song of all time...

1)If a Satan Could chuck God, How Many Gods Could a Satan Chuck?
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Satan Satan Satan stop it, yer makin' me look cheesy, bub. 021118
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