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thought_for_the_day
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Doar
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throw a rope over the nearest tree limb.
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040324
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whitechocolatewalrus
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climb to the top, where there is sky, there are stars.
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040324
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quotree
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"Most of you probably would have gotten through life without ever having considered that light pink Chee-tos would look a lot like maggots. But not any more." -L. Fitzgerald Sjoberg
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040412
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Zantic
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Life is sexually transmitted.
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040825
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Zantic
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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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040825
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Zantic
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich!
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040825
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unhinged
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cancers and libras don't do well together. at least this libra and most cancers that are boys. hmpf. i think it's because we have too similar mental processes. or something.
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040825
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Doar
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Yes, I do believe we do in most ways. It would end up in tears.
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040825
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pete
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i really think i need to see you again, just to have my thoughts dispelled, if nothing else, but truly i wish to see you again...
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uow
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birthdays shouldn't be depressing. i shouldn't write when i'm like this. i'm always like this. i shouldn't write. i should give my computer away. i should. i should avoid blather for the next few days. maybe the next few years. i shouldn't feel this way. i shouldn't think anyone cares. i shouldn't think.
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040826
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Doar
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Oh hey uow.....is it your b-day?
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040826
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Doar
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and I do care.
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040826
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factory reject
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I hope the sky will fall and crush me whole.
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051127
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Doar
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I was just thinking that all of the people who use computers for work/life/whathaveyou, should be able to have a scrolling bar somewhere on their screen (something like the stock market but better), that would alert them to news stories about other people making monumentally stupid decisions. That way when you might be planning something along the same lines, you could stop and realize, "Holy Christ, I was just about to do something just as stupid.". Or you could just use the laugh that would make you feel better about yourself. Anywyas, I had to write this down before I forgot it. Nevermind, please go about your business, but if your business will be fantastically stupid, could you please alert me so I could have a laugh? Thanks.
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:p
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my daddy is not allowed to do that and if he is then my mummy should have a film star.
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071220
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Doar
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I know that last statement wasn't meant for me, but I have to say WTF are you on about? Thanks for tuning in. Happy crucifying day!
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071221
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hsg
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life_will_never_be_the_same
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100530
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what's it to you?
who
go
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blather
from
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