new_master_plan MollyGoLightly i am going to chop off my hair a la winona ryder so that it all sticks up like the feathers on a baby chicken's head. then i am going to purchase a webcam and hang out all day in my underpants. yeah. 000726 ... The Schleiffen Man i'll have the webcam if you bring your own underpants (byou) 000726 ... klarchen Shall I order the pizza? Or are you more the sushi type? 000727 ... MollyGoLightly let's have sushi. i can learn how to mix a tom collins like a pro, and it can be a martini party. will you kids laugh at me if my underwear doesn't match? 000727 ... klarchen Sans the wasabi, right? 000727 ... MollyGoLightly (ah, she's done her research!) definitely. 000727 ... klarchen And I will make a bellinni for everyone, to wash to sushi down. 000727 ... klarchen Joe Boxer, Calvin Klein, or Roxy? 000727 ... The Schleiffen Man I'll take the pizza with my no brand boxers and as Molly knows, I'm a good margarita man. 000727 ... klarchen Two is company, three is a crowd. Therefore, we need more people! (I havn't decided on what to wear, yet.) 000727 ... klarchen Oh yes, and schleiffie, you should wear your plaid-soft-cotton-knit-boxers. Nnnyeah! 000727 ... The Schleiffen Man can do klarchen, if you get two large pepperoni pizzas 000727 ... klarchen From what place? Ack, I can't find my snowflake boxers. 000727 ... The Schleiffen Man any place that makes pizza.... *smile* and while i'm thinking of webcams, i might be in my boxers while it's on so beware! 000727 ... klarchen Hmnf, I don't know of anyplace that makes pizza smile. I must consult the phone-book under "smiling pizza". ha. 000727 ... The Schleiffen Man you kook 000727 ... klarchen Oh, thanks alot, Schleiffy. You might as well refer to me as gimpy. Oh yes, and where's Brad? Someone should invite him. Or is he too kool for this plan? 000727 ... MollyGoLightly leopard print undies for me. found the matching bra. yessir. also, i want some green tea ice cream. 000727 ... klarchen That ice-kream sounds very zen-like. Oh, should I bring some jelly-beans for dean in case he drops by? 000727 ... The Schleiffen Man a klarchen kook is a good kook.... bring coffee beans for daniel dean should he arrive.... he's a java-mancer... a perkolating prestidigitator... i promise... brad is invited to this underpants party.... maybe he'll show... 000727 ... klarchen Oh no! I just realized something very terrible! I just sort of invited myself to this byou-party. No one really requested my presence. What would dear. abby think? I shudder at the answer. That was very rude of me. 000727 ... The Schleiffen Man this is the website of dreams byou party... "if you mention it, they will come"... this i was told by the voice in the keyboard... 000727 ... klarchen Nice, but no consolation. I like olives on pizza. And shrimp in my sushi. Any deviations? 000727 ... klarchen I think if dean shows up I shall make him some broccoli avec fromage sauce. 000727 ... typhoid "if you mention it, they will come in their unmentionables" 000727 ... grendel i'll bring the sangria and my infamous stuffed portobellos oh, yeah... and one of these ,,|,. (for the blather_police) viva blathster! 000727 ... MollyGoLightly stuffed portobellos? good god! wanna come live under my bed? (as the chatroom vibe reaches a fever pitch) 000727 ... klarchen On second thought, now I am more in the mood for peanut-butter, honey, and bananna sandwiches. 000728 ... klarchen It's a mighty sunny day for the new master plan. Thanks to Schleiffen's spiffy new webcam! 000801 ... klarchen Nnnyeah! 000801 ... The Schleiffen Man quickcam needs tow ork so i can start my broadcast of fury.... don't get too excited, i'm not so lively in front of my computer.... 000801 ... dean-bean I need a button to go on the front of my underpants. Yes. Sad. 010128 what's it to you? who go blather from